Lalo♿️

was born to just sit and watch football

[Lalo♿️ @Rollingoffside]

I can’t believe today I witnessed history! Very intense and action packed game. Got to see #LAFC lifted it’s first #MLSCup! I also saw @KellynAcosta and @GarethBale11 score, both who will be in Qatar in a few weeks.

Vamos Black and Gold! 🖤💛

[Lalo♿️ @Rollingoffside]

People say it’s the roster rules, I think it’s the format. Easily the worst thing about the league. The season is way too long it’s easy to farm points. Too many teams make the playoffs. This makes decision day barely consequential.

[All Fútbol MX 🇲🇽 @AllFutbolMX]

“The Mexican league is STRONGER than MLS.”

Monterrey’s Hugo Cuypers absolutely blasted MLS after earning his first-ever call-up to Belgium’s national team. 🇧🇪🇺🇸🥶

“We play much more in a European way here, while in the United States football is not a priority, until the playoffs, games feel like friendly matches.

There’s lack of emotion in MLS, I wanted to feel passion and intensity again, and that’s what I find in Mexico.

I KNEW I HAD A BETTER CHANCE TO GET CALLED UP HERE IN MEXICO THAN IN MLS.” ❤️👏🏼

[Lalo♿️ @Rollingoffside]

2026 LAFC vs 2019 LAFC

[Jeff @JeffFcb14]

Expliquen esto en términos futbolísticos

[Lalo♿️ @Rollingoffside]

Huang has had 2 affairs but god forbid John signs 3 designated players

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

BREAKING: Jensen Huang's second alleged mistress revealed to be Kimberly Powell, Nvidia's vice president of health care.

[LAFC @LAFC]

Jude Terry’s first career league goal has been nominated for @MLS Goal of the Year! 🚀

Vote for Jude 🔗 https://t.co/cvX6ASSpfb

[Lalo♿️ @Rollingoffside]

Yall think he got carried by Messi or should LAFC try getting him?

[Jon Arnold @ArnoldcommaJon]

Javier Mascherano is the last coach to win MLS Cup, but abruptly left Inter Miami in April, citing personal reasons.

Now, he tells me he's ready to get back to coach, with the door open to an MLS return.

https://t.co/dwgVfoB05Y

[evkiefni milkin @evkiefni_milkin]

people forget that a part of being a sports fan is being a hypocrite

[Craig @CraigG_18]

Ryan Porteous talking up LAFC, Los Angeles and MLS to the Scottish media

[Lalo♿️ @Rollingoffside]

Tried signing a left back from Ligue 1 and the front office said no

[Lalo♿️ @Rollingoffside]

Fixing LAFC, honestly smoothest console experience for FM

[Lalo♿️ @Rollingoffside]

Fixing LAFC, honestly smoothest console experience for FM

[Lalo♿️ @Rollingoffside]

Bro simped way too hard for Trump, no way there wasn’t some weird shit going on

[CentreGoals. @centregoals]

🚨🚨| NEW: Gianni Infantino faces 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐋 𝐒𝐔𝐁𝐏𝐎𝐄𝐍𝐀𝐒 within weeks as a US critic expands investigations into Fifa's ties with Donald Trump, per reports. ⚖️🇺🇸

Senior Fifa insiders say legal demands to give evidence are likely.

[@TeleFootball]

[Lalo♿️ @Rollingoffside]

Chivas fans talking about Sandoval or Hormiga but Marquez said Santi Gimenez

[All Fútbol MX 🇲🇽 @AllFutbolMX]

🚨🤯 BREAKING: Santiago Gimenez is currently leading the race to be MEXICO’S STARTING STRIKER for the Nations League quarterfinals.

Via @GibranAraige - @TUDNMEX

[Lalo♿️ @Rollingoffside]

Lmaoo forgot about that account and this tweet is how I got reminded of it

[Jon Hodge @jonnysledgeOG]

Is @LAFC_X the biggest pussy on Twitter?

Yes.

[Roberto Haz @tudimebeto]

La vida cuando hay Fecha FIFA

[Lalo♿️ @Rollingoffside]

Lmaoo it’s so slow that you miss out if you take away your eyes from the screen

???

[Andrew Petcash @AndrewPetcash]

@dklineii problem with soccer is the gameplay is slow

and when you take a quick break then someone scores

[Lalo♿️ @Rollingoffside]

Someone honeypot John Thorrington so he reveals if he’s ever going to bother signing a 3rd dp

[Lalo♿️ @Rollingoffside]

LAFC clinching the playoffs in 6th place

[Lalo♿️ @Rollingoffside]

I have to wait 2 weeks to see Man United shenanigans

[Lalo♿️ @Rollingoffside]

This reminds me of Michael Scott because of his deadpan look 💀

[Hormiguismo @Hormiguismo34]

Pe-pero a mi me dijeron que el Tala Rangel no atajaba