Christine Ricker

I just love a good meme.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

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[Bradley Whitford @bradleywhitford]

Don’t tell me you’re a “patriot” or you “love America” if you think 40,000 thousand Americans a year killed by guns and innocent children slaughtered in their classrooms are just “the cost of freedom.” You’re not remotely “Christian” or “Pro-Life” either. You’re in a death cult.

[Ana Navarro-Cárdenas @ananavarro]

Drag Shows don’t kill kids.
Books don’t kill kids.
Green m&m’s don’t kill kids.
Big Bird doesn’t kill kids.
AP courses, don’t kill kids.
Learning history, doesn’t kill kids.
Dolly Parton’s & Miley Cyrus rainbow song, doesn’t kill kids.

Fucking guns are the #1 killer of kids.

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

In case it’s not yet clear, the problem is the Republicans.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Your right to own a gun does not supersede my child’s right to go to school and not get shot.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

It’s not the drag queens.
It’s not the pot, not the porn, not the trans kids, not the video games, it’s not the locks on the doors, and it sure as shit ain’t the books about Rosa Parks.
You wanna PROTECT OUR KIDS?
Then do something about the motherfucking guns.

[NPR @NPR]

Across every demographic group, Americans die at younger ages than their counterparts in other wealthy nations. How could this happen? One group of researchers isn't surprised at all.
https://t.co/sdv6aHiEZh

[trash jones @jzux]

me: is there a doctor on this plane?????

doctor: i’m a doctor

me: my mom wants us to meet

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Us watching you attempt to outrun something you tried to pspspspspspsps after we specifically said not to

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

And now.....

..... there's not a dry eye in the house.

[NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd]

someBODY once told me
the sewer world is lonely
Nobody knows the word
“watershed”
She was looking kind of done
when she saw me tweeting puns
in the form
of a meme
on her iPad

[Kevin McHale @druidDUDE]

What if you’ve spent years in that location? Do I win?

[Netflix @netflix]

Is It Cake?

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

For the umpteenth time:

The Republicans who freed the slaves would be LIBERAL Democrats today, including Abraham Lincoln.

The Dixie Democrats (Dixiecrats) who were in the KKK are now Confederate flag-waving, white supremacy defending Republicans today.

The Civil Rights era back then caused the intolerant, "anti-woke" assholes to flee to the Republican party.

Any questions?

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

Tesla founder Elon Musk is originally from South Africa, which is strange.

You'd think he was from Mad-at-gas-car.

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

in Nazi Germany, drag performers could be rounded up and arrested. in Republican Tennessee, drag performers can be rounded up and arrested. any questions

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

congratulations to the literally zero Republicans who stood up to denounce the white supremacist 'day of hate'. take a victory lap, you spineless fucking cowards

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

You have no right to a gun. You are not a militia. When you’re talking about your second amendment rights you’re talking about a states right to have what is today the national guard. The modern interpretation of 2A is a ridiculous fraud pushed for decades by the gun lobby.