Rolling Skull

Easy financing. Low interest. Layaway available. Shop now/pay later. (bad at twitter. real bad.)

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@quonky Saucony Jazz. Fashionable, springy as hell, and called "JAZZ."

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Youth Pastor: "and do we know for to whom there was never a trucker protest thereby worsening a supply chain shortage?"

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My biggest sense of accomplishment this week
Wordle 217 3/6

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@quonky Wordle 207 6/6

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Just tried to convince the dog to mellow out and have a nap, reasoning that "it's a cold, gray day."
I then circled-back and acknowledged that yes-okay-fine, all her days are gray, but it is still time for a nap.

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@gregkellyusa Guys, this Greg guy's kinda weird...

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@goldengateblond How does one report voter fraud in the House? Scott Desjarlais and Chip Roy are clearly the same person voting twice. Didn't even have the dignity to put on a fake mustache or a monocle or something.

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@quonky Ever wondered why they all had teddy bears or dollies? Drug mules, man.

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@gotwalt Fun fact: "You Got It All Over Him" was written by the same guy that gave us "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)."

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@mattvantastic not saying I evolved or anything...

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The collective noun for raccoons is 'nursery.' I'd like to petition it be renamed 'asylum.'

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@quonky sorry. I've been astrally projecting blood lately and it is winding up in the weirdest places.

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Taxi Driver reboot but it's about Janis Hickle, a libertarian ride share driver in Phoenix. Title: Lyftbertarian.

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@gotwalt Wedge: Look at me! I'm essentially you!
Ramp: I'm not pushy like you are.

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Guys, I'm starting to think that having been a youth pastor is a red flag. #mattrowan

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I've been doing my share of Google Earth vacationing during lockdown and I gotta tell you, the thumbnail descriptions that pop up with locations are GOLD. Exhibited here are examples of "sadly beautiful' and 'according to this, the greatest place I have ever heard of.'

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@JennaEllisEsq to their credit I haven't heard a single one fart audibly.

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@JasonMillerinDC You peaked at 16, didn't you?