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BOGO big’wich

[mog @rollymeel]

got some killer tweets just waiting in my drafts🔥🔥

[mog @rollymeel]

@ClaraConry this is even better with the context that i basically spent the whole time acting as the parent to my children who wanted to play the puzzle game and take pictures with the giant duck

[mog @rollymeel]

@ClaraConry i didn’t even knead your ball

[mog @rollymeel]

running it back with temptation island and a puzzle

[mog @rollymeel]

unemployed people on a friday afternoon. we yearn for the assembly line

[Jay 🦐 @deerinahat]

can’t believe i have to retire one of my favorite images in existence :(

[mog @rollymeel]

east coast drivers license laws are crazy. what do you mean you can’t get your permit until 16 and license until 17 but you only need 6 hours of experience behind the wheel and not 50

[mog @rollymeel]

@heg3mony i wish you success

[mog @rollymeel]

@heg3mony we didn’t even have the third pink pussy shot

[mog @rollymeel]

i love my profs so much. they invited me over to dinner <3

[mog @rollymeel]

ruined my one chance at being cool to my 16 year old brother 😔

[mog @rollymeel]

i hate lesbians. why have i been invited home to meet her dying grandmother five months in.

[mog @rollymeel]

trumps america ig

[mog @rollymeel]

yall thought i was joking… longest line in the country

[mog @rollymeel]

if u attempt to register to vote as a democrat in a swing state they send u to the “banana factory”

[mog @rollymeel]

do NOT attempt to vote blue in a swing state

[mog @rollymeel]

@hearsaho YOU SAID "LET ME CONSIDER MY OPTIONS"

[mog @rollymeel]

@hechtmargaret i’ve never felt more related to

[mog @rollymeel]

do you think he’ll mind that i took the blue lives matter stickers off his car

[mog @rollymeel]

a selection of texts from my girlfriend about her dad (all sent today (within a 2 hour car ride))

[mog @rollymeel]

i love being a stem major (the last one is me coping)

[cold 🥑 @coldhealing]

being hungover on weekends is inefficient, you should wake up early on weekends and live your life. you should only drink heavily on weeknights so you can recover from your hangovers while on the clock at work

[mog @rollymeel]

I love college. I spent my weekend drinking, doing sorority color run, and making a queer sex ed presentation for freshmen.

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

not sure who to vote for. which one is more biphobic?