Allison✌🏼

I’m just here because @tayloridema made me

[Ed Sheeran HQ @edsheeran]

Just wow.

Ed & @Eminem in Detroit 😱🤩

[Allison✌🏼 @roly_poli_]

Update: I saw FOUR wild turkeys in Fairview today!!

[Allison✌🏼 @roly_poli_]

Considering it's the wild turkey capital of Michigan, I don't think I've ever actually seen a wild turkey in Fairview

[Parks and Recreation @parksandrec]

He's a 10 but he bankrupted a city after running for mayor when he was 18

[Allison✌🏼 @roly_poli_]

Considering it's the wild turkey capital of Michigan, I don't think I've ever actually seen a wild turkey in Fairview

[Chaco @chacousa]

Everyone who retweets this gets a follow.

[Allison✌🏼 @roly_poli_]

Midwesterners' dedication to Dairy Queen is phenomenal!! I saw a group of people yesterday standing OUTSIDE in line at a DQ as it was 34 degrees and pouring rain, and that kind of energy is just unmatched 👏

[⚡️ Tay ⚡️ @tayloridema]

I am running for Student Body President at CMU! Would you sign the link below to help my team get on the ballot? Thank you!

https://t.co/SgCV4EQxLr

**This candidate is not endorsed by Central Michigan University

[Allison✌🏼 @roly_poli_]

"Eat your vegetables! I forgot to eat mine for three years." -@tayloridema

[Allison✌🏼 @roly_poli_]

I'm in a class with four Allisons and I think I'm having an identity crisis

[Allison✌🏼 @roly_poli_]

The chronicles of rediscovering my 2012 Kindle Fire part 2: I have never been happier than the moment I found out my Jetpack Joyride and Angry Birds progress saved after all these years

[Allison✌🏼 @roly_poli_]

The chronicles of rediscovering my 2012 Kindle Fire part 1: It took me TWO DAYS to figure out my password, only to finally stumble on the fact that it's literally MY NAME

[Allison✌🏼 @roly_poli_]

I miss Kmart

[ari @arianna2kay]

you have quads but do you have God?

[Allison✌🏼 @roly_poli_]

There’s just something about lazy and rainy Saturday mornings that makes me so happy

[Simon Cowell @SimonCowell]

Hello Everyone, I want you all to meet @_nightbirde. She’s my Golden Buzzer act on @AGT this year. She is a true inspiration, this was a very special moment #AGT https://t.co/jDEuV49fLz

[Allison✌🏼 @roly_poli_]

“Matt Damon? Like from high school?” -@shelbaroo22

[Allison✌🏼 @roly_poli_]

So when was someone going to tell me that @kfc discontinued their potato wedges?!

[Allison✌🏼 @roly_poli_]

“Nothing is worse than a Robbi Caf corn dog fake-out!” -@lizvissch