Tobias Carvalho

Bartender / Traveller / Musician / Chelsea FC fan / Bombay - Goan boy

[Tobias Carvalho @roly_poly_toby]

Guys if you'll want to check out Urrak cocktails at Taverns.. it's cool.. it's amazing... Also Fuck Potus!!!

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These stupid @JioHotstar people decided to flag accounts before the 2nd Semis. @_MukeshAmbani Kitna paisa khayenga!!!.

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Dear stray dogs of India,
CC: Comedians of India.

Within all the mishaps at the Global AI summit recently, It’s time for you'll to be news again to create a distraction.

Yours truly.

[Tobias Carvalho @roly_poly_toby]

@CricManjit @ishankishan51 103

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Bom to GoI - 6E660- scheduled for 8:55pm . Takes off at 9:30pm.
Arrives at Goa Airport at 10:30pm. Scheduled for 10:10pm... stuck at the baggage belt until 11:35pm. Goes to book a cab - additional 400 rupees night fee.
Now tell me @IndiGo6E . Is it my fault?

[Nehr_who? @Nher_who]

@grok Thanq grok, Motor mouth kangana should stop targeting Rahman for speaking his mind now.

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This is the first time in history that the new year will start on 01/01/2026... and I will still not give a fuck!

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Dear All !!!
Plz send me Valentine's day Reels and Memes...
All the NY26 Reels and Memes have already been shared and laughed at by the Toby ko Reel bhejo ka Founding Members!!

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@rose_k01 He said!!! Modi chor hai

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@mrsinha PM sher
HM shershah
Then how can so other country attack us!!

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November??? Where the fuck did Feb March go....

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Marked Safe !!! 🦺

From Buying FC Goa V/S That CR7 team tickets!!
Bought Linkin Park - Jan 26' Mumbai tickets instead

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Dear @instagram . Just because I wish some old wellwishers happy birthday once a year, doesn't mean I need to see their profiles when I share reels. I need my regular hommies there and don't need to scroll everytime.

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So Messi's old team defeated Messi's old team. And CR7's old team defeated CR7's old team....
So who would Fifa President @FIFAcom blow? #Gianni

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.... and thats how you turn Instagram into Cartoon Network!!

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Pink is the new Black!! Post Holi shenanigans

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Successfully watched the Coldplay Mumbai concert via Instagram. Will watched the Tata Marathon tomorrow.

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@PiyushGoyal @PiyushGoyal . Enough sir. You are the Minister of Commerce not history. Let's start talking about the economy.. or even why factories are moving from Maharashtra to Gujarat. Btw. You are also an MP from MH.

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The 'Add Note' insert of Insta Reels is super irritating.

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Wtf.. it's November already... I still have to get paid for my Jan, Feb & March jobs!! 🙈