Newell

[Telegram Messenger @telegram]

i can’t believe bill gates named that company after his penis

[elise ִֶָ🪽་༘‎ @annoyinggirl666]

everyone on twitter is so gay it makes me forget that we're a minority irl sigh

[sam. @iyasammm]

Mau ambil pcx atau nmx yah?
Bingung mumpung lagi di parkiran

[𝚒𝚋𝚎 @essexhange]

“semoga cepet baikan ya mas”
“pacarnya cowo mas?”

dalem hati drivernya (yuyur yanggal) 😭

[Newell @Roman36762298]

SD kelas 2. Lihat kaka kelas pakai outfit pramuka lengkap yg charming banget

[Daff Bryan @Daffitoo]

Cowok to Cowok 🌈

Sejak kapan kalian sadar klo kalian klo kalian Berbeda?

Me : Semenjak Kelas 1 SMP, Pas tiba2 Naksir sama kaka tingkat yg ganteng 😭💔

[b @lostinyosemite]

Lana catching norman fucking rockwell

[Supreme Leader @Snyopi]

Ada satu perkataan prof uceng yg ngena bgt di gw

"Anda tau ga apa tujuannya daftar pustaka ada tahunnya? Krn itu menunjukkan dia & pemikirannya di tahun itu. Tahun berikutnya belum tentu pendapat dan stancenya tetap sama. People change"

Damn.

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

It’s actually crazy how you grow up thinking home-cooked meals every day are just normal, then get older and realise how much time and effort it took your Mom to make that happen and how lucky you were to have that.

[feral stardust @celestialxsigh]

Do you wanna come to dinner with my parents and observe the unsaid lifelong dynamics that control every aspect of my life and unlock a new level of intimacy in our friendship or no

[Newell @Roman36762298]

F*ck 3 words. Kayaknya aku bakal bicara banyak kalau ketemu my 18 year old : lebih hargai temen2mu, jangan kekang perasaan sukamu ke orang yang kamu sayang, dan yg terakhir perjuangkan kuliahmu dg segala usaha yg bisa kau lakukan

[` @literaturelisa]

No, you cannot walk 10,000 steps daily, get 8 hours of sleep, cook every night, clean every day, take care of a family, make time for your own hobbies, and still be productive at work every day. This is not just propaganda, it is nonsense. Free yourself from it.

[Jass @lec1ercdopamine]

tears in my eyes 😭

[ICE @theoffkid_]

The main reason why most people don't succeed at anything is because they're not prepared to be bad at something for a long time.

[beth @mlnchlyhill]

Yang pernah bikin kliping covernya ada garis tiga juga mulai dijaga ya persendiannya

[Newell @Roman36762298]

@outsideurorbit @isntmockingjay Ariel-cellin salut sih. Cellin yg udh stable bgt finansialnya bbrp bulan full nanggung ariel. Sblm akhirnya ariel dpt kerja lg di sana. Kuncinya di kondisi finansial kali ya kalau mau berani living together

[mike ginn @shutupmikeginn]

porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman

[Yoko @_yoko13]

@cappimpong Saya sangat sependapat dengan apa yang Kamu sampaikan, karena jika kita cermati kembali, kondisi di lapangan memang menunjukkan dinamika yang persis seperti itu.

"iya lagi"

[Sofyan Ansori @cappimpong]

yg ga bnyk org sadar bahasa indonesia itu bukan bhs percakapan. bhs indonesia hny hidup di acara berita/ koran.

Sehari2 yg ada itu vernakular or kreol or lainnya.

Kalo ada org di jakarta bilang “berapakah harga seikat kangkung ini, pak?”

abang sayurnya ngarti tp heran

[FAWA @FawaaZen]

Gw makan tutut muntah, tp kalau titit lahap

[dj franzia @hawillisdc]

the way lana birded out on young & beautiful for the gatsby soundtrack is legendary this lady said "dear lord when i get to heaven pls let me bring my man" 😭