Roman

just your friendly local cat lady

[Roman @roman_bethany]

Worst thing about wearing a face mask is people can’t see my septum so they don’t know that I’m trendy and edgy and cool

[Roman @roman_bethany]

@breeshae98 OMG. This has been my exact experience with peanut butter!! It doesn’t taste the same!!

[out of context parks and rec @nocontextpawnee]

Joe Biden is the first actor from Parks and Recreation to become the President of the United States.

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

I’m elated to tell you that my 9th studio album, and folklore’s sister record, will be out tonight at midnight eastern. It’s called evermore.
📷: Beth Garrabrant

[Roman @roman_bethany]

Here’s a very close picture of our faces to commemorate six months since we got engaged AND six months until we seal the deal

[Roman @roman_bethany]

@kyl0_jenn It’s SUPER hit or miss, but I met my fiancé on Bumble!!!

[Hunter Gross @thehuntergross]

@dumbbl0ndebitch this is me, but instead of walking outside I was driving home and crossing a bridge near my house and I saw smoke and was like “man, someone’s house is on fire during the pandemic, that has to really suck”

I had a big ole surprise when I got home

[Kaitlyn Schiess @KaitlynSchiess]

One day I’m going to write a book on biblical womanhood, and the cover is just going to be a bunch of flowers framing a bloody tent peg.

[Beth Moore @BethMooreLPM]

JESUS TAKE ALL THE WHEELS

[Hamilton @HamiltonMusical]

*Me trying to go to sleep*

My brain: BRAAH BRAAH I AM HERCULES MULLIGAN

[Roman @roman_bethany]

I actually met my soulmate in TWO months so take that Buzzfeed

[Roman @roman_bethany]

Happy dead week! Don’t forget to take 20 buzzfeed quizzes instead of studying! P.S. I’ve either already met my soulmate or I’ll meet him in six months, and I’m most like the minor Riverdale character Ethel

[Travon Free @Travon]

It's really that simple.

[n8 @inatemyself]

American history books are like:

Slavery was bad but then Lincoln fixed it 😊

Then, segregation was also bad but Malcolm X didn't need to be so mean about it 😡 but MLK went on a biiig walk and fixed racism! The last racist left killed him 😭 but then he went to jail 🎉 the end

[Greg Hadley @GregHadley9]

Jay Urich’s sign

[Roman @roman_bethany]

Racism is the disease; rioting is just a symptom. If your anger is only directed at the latter, it is purposeless.

[Roman @roman_bethany]

Christians, if there was ever a time to get fired up, it is now. We are living in a Jesus-flipping-tables-in-the-temple kind of time in history. Let’s stand up and SPEAK up for our black brothers and sisters!!!

[Roman @roman_bethany]

#BlackLivesMatter

[King Myle$ @1kingmyles]

What a headline

[Beth Moore @BethMooreLPM]

“You’re a liberal!” (Lib’s even better)
Actually I’m a Jesus follower called to a gospel way too generous, glorious, graceful & everlasting to fit in the self serving confines of 2 parties.

“You’ve been brainwashed.” My brain needed washing of anyway unlike the way of Christ.

[Roman @roman_bethany]

@thehuntergross

[Roman @roman_bethany]

Quarantine got to my head......