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i like sports and drawing and science and whimsy and joy and drag and bright colors and uhhhh and yes!

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tbh i only open twitter between classes so i apologize dearly for not interacting that much dearest oomfs

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@errmmyy i understand cro

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also yes he knows about the josh allen yaoi commission i received

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my ex who cheated on me but like now we’re cool is a huge bills fan and has been texting all week about how josh allen is jared goff’s daddy which like yeah we’re gonna get owned bc our defense sucks ass but don’t talk about my glorious king like that

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nope doesn’t ring a bell mate

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@lis_ishiding omg this is so peak 🥹🥹🥹

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@errmmyy hi

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roommate also told me i have an avoidant problem and refuse to get attached because of my ex… girl i barely knew this guy i don’t think i’m the one with attachment issues

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no shade but saying “cmon i’m sorry” and “i miss you” to someone you’ve known for barely two weeks and only met once in person after crashing out and blocking them because they couldn’t hang out doesn’t smooth things over like that was literally one of their first impressions

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@satzrnian 😢

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@ctvqqqq i agree but really what can you do atp i’m really not tryna have another roommate from hell situation😭 my other roommates are so so sweet and they’re willing to just ignore her

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i almost passed out from exhaustion earlier and my roommate deadass tried fear mongering and said i probably had a drop in blood sugar due to my family history in diabetes (my bloodwork came back last week and i am, in fact, not diabetic)

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@ctvqqqq because she’s miserable and makes it everyone else’s problem 😭 i got on her about it when she almost cancelled my nail appointment because i didn’t answer a text within 15 minutes while i was out with an old teammate

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@nikhyel moots? gulp i’m nervy what if op says no🤕

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is this like oversharing or is this what twitter is for

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THAT’S MY QB🥹🫰

[𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔇𝔢𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔦𝔱 𝔗𝔦𝔪𝔢𝔰 📰 @the_det_times]

This photo of Jared Goff 🥶

(via lionsphotog/IG)

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@errmmyy friendmaxxing success🥹

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this guy who flipped out on me and blocked my number and blocked me on snap for being too busy with schoolwork to go on a second date with him last week keeps dming me on instagram and telling me to forgive him even tho he hasn’t actually apologized for his behavior #wifedat

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@errmmyy hi let’s friendmaxx together