roman

amateur saboteur/local menace (he/him)

[roman @romanisgarbage]

you smile & pull out your wallet

olive garden manager: "forget the tab! when you're here, you're family!"

he puts his arm around you & leans in close, passing a brown paper bag clearly containing a handgun

"and you'll do anything for the family, right?"

roll for initiative

[roman @romanisgarbage]

https://t.co/RF9M9IlgJY

[Samuel Deats 🌕 @SamuelDeats]

The Resident Evil movie is like watching a very charming idiot play Resident Evil badly and it's very fun

[roman @romanisgarbage]

the one time a scent line would have been real funny and they fumbled

[roman @romanisgarbage]

i don’t think the smell is coming from the cabinet bub

[roman @romanisgarbage]

sous chef who keeps asking are you gonna eat that

[roman @romanisgarbage]

@ApplePodcasts apple podcasts i am sorry for raising my voice, you are my best friend

[roman @romanisgarbage]

what if you had a couple of dumbass twitch streamers secretly narrating your every goof and gaff to an audience of thousands? sounds like a nightmare! episode 2 of Secret Tapes is live! https://t.co/KYcWKuW4Eu

[roman @romanisgarbage]

also i lied, it’s not live on @ApplePodcasts yet because i think they’re mad at me

[roman @romanisgarbage]

@ApplePodcasts what’s a guy got to do to get the second episode of his quirky, beloved show to update on your platform?

[roman @romanisgarbage]

https://t.co/A8QcSy9FB5

[summit shack (faux mode) @summitshack2]

Hey whatup, Shack video editor Matt here. I made a Podcast and I know at least some of you listen to things other than music. It's Called "Secret Tapes" and it's filled with silly stories. You should give it a listen! That'd be really cool

[roman @romanisgarbage]

i made a new thing! and i reset my password to tell you about it!!

https://t.co/YW6HWw0L5V

[roman @romanisgarbage]

@helldivers2 F

[sarah hagi @KindaHagi]

it’s so insane that karla sofía gascón still has these tweets up. straight up have never seen tweets this racist from someone actively campaigning to win an ACADEMY AWARD. there are more than a dozen…

[roman @romanisgarbage]

@SergerBurger @ICharlandz @ConorShack you fools on bluesky or what

[roman @romanisgarbage]

best games i played this year:
5. tmnt: shredder’s revenge
4. alan wake 2
3. zelda: echoes of wisdom
2. super mario bros. wonder
1. helldivers 2

honorable mentions: zelda: wind waker hd (in progress), pocket card jockey: ride on, paper mario: the thousand year door remake

[roman @romanisgarbage]

watching 2hrek

[roman @romanisgarbage]

saw a tesla with a vanity plate that said C15GEND3R