Roman Lopez

I'm a volatile strobe while your blind spot swallows the globe.

[Warløck Scalping 🪖 @warlock_trading]

Who made this?? 🤣🤣🤣

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

When you are a white guy on a bus in the UK and there's an altercation but there is a female cop.

[This You? @Thiss_Youu]

Americans realizing Trump out-traded Pelosi in just 1 year compared to what she did in 25 years

[Censored Tube @CensoredTube]

Bro was getting every angle 😂

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

BREAKING: In a landmark 6-3 decision, the Supreme Court rules that "geofence warrants," which allow law enforcement to collect sweeping smartphone location data over a broad area, constitute an "unreasonable search" and violate the Fourth Amendment.

[seiya @seiyaposting]

Found this dude on Instagram that ai generates himself saving dead artists

[Dr. Bооb @freezingflesh]

there’s no point in washing your ass. you WILL poop again.

[Remarks @remarks]

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Federal judge blocks President Trump from requiring proof of citizenship to vote.

[roku @rokuxvii]

i think she's using me for my terrible looks and bad dick and no money

[refriedbuttsects @refriedbuttsect]

i’m still #never forgiving einstein i don’t care if he invented math that island had nothing to do with math

[Samrat @TheSamratIND]

Go to a divorce court once. Just sit and observe.

Not a single woman is crying for love.

They are just there to destroy a man’s life and loot all his money.

[CONNIE @160IQDumbass]

You should be able to buy adderall at the convenience store. It’s ridiculous that I’m 30+ years old and can’t access stimulants right now

[Fan Commentary: Joe Rogan Recaps @JoeRoganRecaps]

New: Joe Rogan just sat down with UFC champion Justin Gaethje who dropped the cold truth that Ilia Topuria may never become champion again:

ROGAN: “Ilia still might go down as the greatest fighter of all time. He’s only 29 years old.”

GAETHJE: “The odds of that happening are so low now.”

ROGAN: “Because he lost to you?”

GAETHJE: “He has the skills to do it, but I broke his identity. I did the same thing to Tony Ferguson.

When you show the world how to beat fighters that look unbeatable it changes how future opponents will perceive them. His opponents will have confidence now because they know he’s beatable.”

ROGAN: “That’s interesting. That was what happened to Mike Tyson in his prime and also guys like Anderson Silva and Ronda Rousey.”

GAETHJE: “It’s going to be such a tough task now that he has to fight people that aren’t scared of him.”

ROGAN: “The reports are saying that he has two fractured orbitals and a broken nose.”

[. @sixpeso_]

please kick down my door if we
was suppose to fuck & i fell asleep!

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

Simplify. Dry shampoo. 3 step skincare routine. Gum. Face wipes by the bed.

Work with the brain you've got.

[fud reaper 🪦 @fudreaper_]

Black people will literally have 40+ felonies and be out on bond.

Chud the Builder gets his bond REVOKED after 1 arrest.

This is what we mean by two tiered policing.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: The affordability crisis is so bad that, for the first time ever, both mom and dad are working full-time in most American families, per FORTUNE

[ominous @0MINOUSLUMINOUS]

gay thoughts or son daughter

[🔞FoldSpore! @FoldSpore]

hugging your robot girlfriend and hearing her internal fans spin faster