the five foot assassin

[the five foot assassin @romanticrights_]

do you guys need anything???? some snacks??? a condom???

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

always remember

[?st @questlove]

also being painfully reminded that Winehouse woulda been 19 yrs in the game in which I imagined she’d at least be 6-7 lps deep. Wondering what her legacy/evolution/artistry woulda been in some alternative lifetime. I did the mourning but I can’t help but be reminded she not here.

[trash jones @jzux]

HE PROPOSED!!!!! 😍😍😍😍😍😍🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼💍💍💍💍💍💍💍 to the girl he dated after me!

[Skoog @Skoog]

as a gemini, i am charming af but also the worst and i think that’s ok

[the five foot assassin @romanticrights_]

@MillionsonX read it!!

[the five foot assassin @romanticrights_]

@itsspencerg or rent u kno

[Caitlin @caithuls]

I do not want to do my little tasks

[the five foot assassin @romanticrights_]

i would tell you there is a hole in my heart, and all you would ask is if you could fuck it

[the five foot assassin @romanticrights_]

@sfergalicious LOL SARAH

[the five foot assassin @romanticrights_]

aww so cute all these guys putting ‘vaccinated’ in their bio like they understand science

[the five foot assassin @romanticrights_]

after 4 years i downloaded #tinder again! here’s a taste of how it’s already going:
him: good morning
me: same to you my friend !
him: *instantly unmatches me*

[the five foot assassin @romanticrights_]

woman try HARD to depict, embody, and normalize body shape differences and mostly get HATE. then all it takes is one fucking MAN to come in and say ooooo look at me i’m so fat now and everyone’s like WOW SO BRAVE SUCH CONFIDENCE SO HARD TO DO WOW like what the fuck

[the five foot assassin @romanticrights_]

who do i call to protest the recent trend of retina annihilating headlight brightness

[the five foot assassin @romanticrights_]

please stop making videos with that robot lady voice i beg of you

[ANTHONY ZUCCARO @externaljew]

Women have been deprived of pockets for so long that they’ve evolved to this level of grip strength

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

Women in their 30s love to “flush out toxins”

[MARC REBILLET @marcrebillet]

I cannot stop watching this

[Phillip @MajorPhilebrity]

Lucille Bluth walked so Moira Rose could run