millenial old man

writer , wondering if I’m any good, or if everyone wonders the same thing

[millenial old man @romanvs555]

It doesn’t matter what side of the road you drive on

[millenial old man @romanvs555]

If I were in prison I’d be doing the same things like honestly

[millenial old man @romanvs555]

If I find a job tommorow the first thing I’m doing is taking an improv class

[millenial old man @romanvs555]

Tweeting into the void !!!!!!! I hope this makes me uemployable

[millenial old man @romanvs555]

I’m at a point where I don’t know where I’ll go next, or what I’ll do. the next few days I’m going to reevaluate all of my beliefs and think about that truly makes me happy. I will never mellow out. If I ever mellow out flush my head down a pissy toilet

[millenial old man @romanvs555]

I’m so happy we have destigmatized nepo-babies. Makes me happy that people can chat freely about their privilege 😌😌

[RACHELLE 🚀rhymes with gazelle @MissRachelle]

@5tevieM Play this really loudly

[millenial old man @romanvs555]

heading to tokyo hope I run into @dash_eats while smoking a cigar like Bill Murray in a hotel bar

[Natalie Wynn @ContraPoints]

The real danger of AI is it’s only a matter of time till a guy at a party introduces himself as a “prompt artist”

[megan good @jckhatesme]

17, 19, 23, are all ridiculous ages

[millenial old man @romanvs555]

“People have everything and know nothing” - The Rizzilionaire

[no context memes @nocontextmemes]

joe rogan went to the beach that makes you old
https://t.co/77UIkpAC0l

[millenial old man @romanvs555]

#TheLastOfUs fungus started inside someone’s sweaty ass airpods

[millenial old man @romanvs555]

Your life is defined by who sees your outfits

[millenial old man @romanvs555]

I need three visual prompts before I remember to text someone back

[millenial old man @romanvs555]

I am training myself to want to be famous.

[millenial old man @romanvs555]

@thekorokfaerie Use cloud convert for that I’d say

[millenial old man @romanvs555]

I never want to get a haircut without being a little bit stoned