rohan mehta

enjoys sports in a gay way. he/him.

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i won’t go to your store unless it’s a co-branded concept

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these twinks will do anything to dance

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you know when people are so gay they become british

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after listening to his discography, i can say i will never feel as much love as andrea boceli

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here’s something that’s better than sex: the solidarity between and two classmates you don’t really know before taking an exam

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just ate ass on that midterm

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waiting for people to realize you can’t wear cowboy boots with literally everything …..

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i completed my role as a man on this earth when i brought a modelo into the barbie movie yesterday

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my dentist texting me that they are having a sale on their services has prompted me to question their validity as a medical institution

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@femcelmusings me: siri, what does aberration and ethnonationalist mean?

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bitches be hopping the subway turnstyle to save $2.75 while being on the way to purchase 12 shots at paul's baby grand

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going to ikea is a constant game of recognizing ur friends’ furniture and realizing they are wealthier than u thought

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i truly am amazing at convincing myself there is more space in my already overweight and bulging suitcase for the a thrift store crawl

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i know i gotta get the new iOS because bitches be texting me emojis i can’t see

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someone just lit up in my subway car

i can’t even think of a joke for that at this point

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most riveting conversation in the office today: thank you five billionaires for getting into a janky submarine

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fours hours of lessons in 2 days — let’s make it happen baby

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but have to you ever crammed for a road test?

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Celtics making history tonight ✅

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home from college only to discover my parents’ liquor cabinet now consists of “Plant Based Alcohol Alternatives”