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matching with @maxlovesklance :P || sometimes nsfw 🔞

[ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @romelleirl]

ongoing thread of fics that have genuinely changed my life 🧵

[ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @romelleirl]

pidge is recording it all btw

[ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @romelleirl]

lance’s wisdom teeth start coming in when they’re still out in space and he has to painstakingly explain to coran why humans need to get them taken out

[ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @romelleirl]

lance trying to speak through the gauze: “geef…. you’we hawd”

keith: “?? i’m hard????”

lance: “uh-uh, hawt”

keith: “hard?”

lance, groaning: “HOT. THEXY. CYUTE.”

keith: …?.?.?

lance: “bu’ it’sh ogay if you’we hawd, dtoo”

keith: ?!!?!?!?,!:!,

lance: “I’m hawd”

[𝔐𝔦𝔱𝔰𝔲 @mitsu_qo]

🫢❤️💙
#Klance

[what's going on @chuubibubii]

U da real sharpshooter
#vld #voltron

[ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @romelleirl]

i’m lowkey a human ai detector atp i <3 being a linguist

[ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @romelleirl]

actually so sick of ai fics pls just write badly instead of making your story soulless

[^_^ @breakbabybreak]

good examples of this specific quirk from an ai fic the creator posted to demonstrate how ai (sometimes) sounds

[xiying @ireverents]

the analogy i have for AI writing is that, if you take a mathematical average of 2 very far-away numbers, you get something in the middle that resembles neither. if you take the average of a curve with ups & downs you get a flat line in the middle. that's what AI writing sounds

[sol 𖤓⋆˚࿔ @munchkinlance]

#klance

[dio @diocl420]

@romelleirl tbf if you have food poisoning and let someone eat ur ass u genuinely deserve the firing squad

[ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @romelleirl]

@BlueeLana_ RIGHT??? like it’s GOT TO have happened before

[ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @romelleirl]

has anyone ever gotten food poisoning from rimming

[ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @romelleirl]

@diocl420 delete this

[dio @diocl420]

its not looking good for him….

[ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @romelleirl]

@diocl420 I MEAN LIKE……. ppl get food poisoning from accidentally eating poop so doesn’t that mean that eating ass is lowkey dangerous

[ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @romelleirl]

@diocl420 okay and my ass poisoning tweet was a genuine question about the consequences of eating ass outside of a fictional context

[ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @romelleirl]

@diocl420 don’t think i’ve forgotten about your goo tweet .