King of Rodents

A phony little man w/a bad radio show, Napoleon complex, rat snout&whiskers & tiny dick.I post parody tweets or simply RT Rome's pitiful attempts at being cool

[King of Rodents @RomeyRat]

@Graham_CGY @jimrome Yeah, because you'd have to be a real loser to not want to get constant tweets of pictures of his horses & lame lingo.

[King of Rodents @RomeyRat]

@richeisen @carsonjdaly Oooh, what a genius. It takes a lot of skill to say "Hey, why don't we make a show where people sing before judges?"

[King of Rodents @RomeyRat]

YEAH! Clones, love my 15-min read of that KB-penned "gas station" bit? Epic right? Now u know y I been setting it up since 1st hr. @jimrome

[King of Rodents @RomeyRat]

Yo @jimrome, old lame sellout dork trying to be "hip", u DO realize that "Nickelbag" safe fanbase is basically the same as yours these days?

[King of Rodents @RomeyRat]

All I did this hour is a boring & "serious" Greg Anthony interview, read ads for a wood company, & gone to commercial. I grind & prepare!

[King of Rodents @RomeyRat]

RT @GregAnthony50 My man @jimrome holding it down!!! ( "Holding it down"? Holding WHAT down? What's IT?...Pair of lame dorks. #NewJungle )

[King of Rodents @RomeyRat]

@LilJamesRome Trying to get @Blaise_in_KC to quit emailing my show, for his own good. Actually shocked he still listens. Nobody else does

[God, Family, Chiefs Football @FuckLinElliot]

OK @jimrome I'll bite..How do u "know 4 a fact" Kobe's mad? Did u "rap" wit'im? See him while going HAM at Javiers? Did he "lob" u a call?

[King of Rodents @RomeyRat]

I insist that I don't root (even tho I'm clearly a Lakers/Dodgers fan) bc my giant ego has me thinkin ppl view me as legit sports journalist

[King of Rodents @RomeyRat]

It's not like Drew Brees is washed up. He's not Willie Mays on the Mets, or Unitas w/Rams, or me reading ads & talking Twitter all day.

[King of Rodents @RomeyRat]

Any of u who missed the show this week, here's a recap: BIG LYLE!, Twitter, Mizdirection, BIG LYLE!, Twitter, Kobe, Tiger, BIG LYLE! #YEAH

[King of Rodents @RomeyRat]

@engineerhunter Hey deltabravo, the @jimrome show still the freshest. I replaced @TravisRodgers w/ @KyleBrandt34 so we'd get younger & "hip"

[King of Rodents @RomeyRat]

Watching your protege* finally take the reigns in succeeding you is so special. Like seeing a bird flap its 1st wings. Fly KB! Fly! (*lover)

[King of Rodents @RomeyRat]

Yeayhyeahyeahyeah!! So excited to hear KB host on Monday. He's gonna crush it. I've been grooming that kid for years now bc he's so talented

[King of Rodents @RomeyRat]

Also love how they make guys like Esiason & Simms act excited about me coming aboard, like I'm gonna add or say anything valuable. YYEEEAH!

[King of Rodents @RomeyRat]

I love how the lame suits at CBS are so out of touch they think wedging me unnaturally into their sports shows is edgy & what the ppl want.

[King of Rodents @RomeyRat]

RT @jimrome New tv show debuts on @CBSSportsNet April 3 http://t.co/AIRoiZtn (Nobody cares. U dont say ONE interesting thing on your shows)

[King of Rodents @RomeyRat]

Yo @jasonwhitlock u deltabravo, heard about u making fun of guys w/small dicks (not that I have that problem or anything). BLOCKED! BLOCKED!

[King of Rodents @RomeyRat]

Yeahyeahyeahyeah!!! Valentine's Day means it's my turn to be the top to KB's bottom. I'm gonna give him my 3 inches of heaven. #Bareknuckled

[Jim Rome @jimrome]

@ChristinaTVG Wow. I'm petting her. She's quiet. She really likes me! Bam!! The LUNGE. I haven't been that freaked since I met Dynaformer.