Ron M

[Ron M @romorrow]

@petehegs 10+

[Jack Vander @DominantJackOF]

Be honest… how long have you been staring already?

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@Mo_ods15 location? Florida here

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@ohbonez anytime

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@boytwinkkk may I be an approved follower?

[Ron M @romorrow]

http://t.co/OwU2w5njcT I was on the elevator with a maid and I BLASTED a fart. Moments like that make life worth living.

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http://t.co/L3aW3hsGQN If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears it, a hipster will buy the soundtrack.

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http://t.co/7lcyBaH3G3 I want to be elected president, learn the truth about aliens, and then resign.

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http://t.co/X2t3citGY9 Girls named Miranda never think it's funny when you tell them they have the right to remain silent.

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http://t.co/IWOoKujZem Please, I can't handle any plays on words tonight. I just had an appundectomy.

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http://t.co/1zJKdV1Cv9 Sneezed. Nobody blessed me. Going to hell.

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Ceilings were just ambitious walls. http://t.co/ngnqRJurVt

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Dad: i don't know why you wear a bra-you've got nothing to put in it. MUM: you wear pants don't you? http://t.co/Jhy7k5BDgC

[Ron M @romorrow]

No matter how many times I call the hospital to complain, they won't recall my baby. http://t.co/eMJJzJZjPL

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http://t.co/S4eIGdhOzm I consider myself to be a "political atheist" because I don't believe anything politicians say.

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"Let's watch TV and talk about it on the Internet." http://t.co/tpozBLCIWZ

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Do hipster chicks wear sweatpants that say "DRY" on the butt? http://t.co/M4WAXjsIVR

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http://t.co/OsfzGwNQOO Dad: i don't know why you wear a bra-you've got nothing to put in it. MUM: you wear pants don't you?

[Ron M @romorrow]

Do hipster chicks wear sweatpants that say "DRY" on the butt? http://t.co/fxgu7eP5IO

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http://t.co/MoOpXbtb Every time you watch Jersey Shore another book commits suicide