bob rocco

[bob rocco @romroc2012]

"Didn't say I was a PILOT, did say I was PIOUS!!!"

[bob rocco @romroc2012]

303 gold bars, 2 mill in cash, 35 Rolex watches. This all adds up to a HAPPY 250 FOURTH EVERYONE IN THE GREATEST COUNTRY EVER!!!
WTF???!!!

[bob rocco @romroc2012]

His excuse: "I asked for SOAP bars, these CIA (Crime In Abundance) fools don't deserve their Rolexes!"

[bob rocco @romroc2012]

WATCH JEOPARDY, 7PM ABC!

[bob rocco @romroc2012]

On Jeopardy! an SNL tryout WON because the much better contestants overbid the Final Jeopardy question! Now this outta be on SNL, and that contestant should be @ least a temp cast member! C'mon Lorne, sound that horn!!!

[bob rocco @romroc2012]

Are we living the Fourth Reich?
Answer: Gesundheit!
Oh, we don't believe that. Blow yer nose on someone's shirtsleeve.

[bob rocco @romroc2012]

From cookout to Freakout.

[bob rocco @romroc2012]

Gas grill after exposure to street rag dolls had @ it. Cookout cancelled.

[bob rocco @romroc2012]

@NRSC Achtung Baby!

[bob rocco @romroc2012]

@300_guns @mirandadevine @NRSC Amerikas primary right preserved: "You have a right to remain silent!" Achtung!

[bob rocco @romroc2012]

Will Carmelo decision lead to another Pink Floyd bonfire this summer? Where does this all leave self reliance and determiNation? A/D

[bob rocco @romroc2012]

@Xmusknewsx Hope flouts, then sinks like a stone.

[bob rocco @romroc2012]

@GioBruno1600 Scott Pelley reincarnated, sort of.

[bob rocco @romroc2012]

@GioBruno1600 With a wig. Mustache and name change to follow.

[bob rocco @romroc2012]

Wonder what Illhand O.M.G. is gonna do with the first billion she siphoned off, mebbe play Mega Millions? If deported, a word of thanks for all her efforts!

[bob rocco @romroc2012]

They might start living in trees though. Another branch of government, right?

[bob rocco @romroc2012]

RIP actor/producer James Handy. Your constitutional rights are now controlled by the left. OH BROTHER!

[bob rocco @romroc2012]

Note: Actors don't grow on trees!

[bob rocco @romroc2012]

JFK and (almost) Trump we now know we're inside jobs, unequivocally, but orange man (now blonde) bad, which means the insiders and outsiders are in cahoots. Enjoy your personal freedom, mebbe buy a sports bra. Or a bulletproof vest and helmet.

[bob rocco @romroc2012]

Do Uhyghurs own or rent? If a Guv locks up part of it's population, how do those workers unite? Do we hafta buy Chinese goods when we have robots? Some wontons with that order sir?

[bob rocco @romroc2012]

XI WIZ!

[bob rocco @romroc2012]

35% of Russians own their own home, the other 65 live in apartments. In China it's over 90% ownership, so bombs away Putino is attacking Ukraine to attempt to jamb them into hi rise tenaments? Pretty weird, apocalyptic, and totally unsound. A/D

[bob rocco @romroc2012]

@GioBruno1600 Leslie is Stalled, put on hold, yes that scold. 60 seconds, not 60 minutes, "psst hey bud" is now the new normal. A/D