Fabrizio Romsymo

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Here we go, maybe!

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In a stunning turn of events #Barca are 100% IN on maybe exploring the possibility of potentially buying Marcus Rashford

A source close to Laporta has claimed it’s a huge IF but remains confident of being not sure

More To Follow

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Saints or Sinners? News coming out of England suggest Southampton’s EFL appeal has failed at its one and only hurdle.

Still no word if The Boro will make the drive down south to Wembley for the #PlayoffFinal or to Newcastle for a good night out.

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If you thought #UpTheArse was for the new EPL champions, think again.

Promotion hopefuls Middlesbrough may still get the shaft, as HCFC have appealed to the EFL they should be promoted automatically after the ironically named “Saints” cheating fiasco

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It has not taken long for former #MUFC Head Coach/Manager/Buffoon Ruben Amorim to line up a new job.

Sources close to the author claim that he will step in to the crater sized hole left at #LSUS to see The Pilots through after their early exit this fall

#KayOut

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News coming out of Everton’s little brother as The Uruguayan Chaos Merchant looks to be going on vacation to Saudi.

In other news. fan favorite BallSak seems to be heading to Anfield in a $150 M move that Jamie Carragher claims should get you Mbappe.

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News coming out of the United States of Oklahoma is that local talent has entered the MLS Draft.

This has sparked interest from other average athletes to come out of retirement despite being just ribs and dick at 175.

More to follow

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Despite running out of chances, Howe still has a chance!

#NEWLUT

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Breaking News

Mikel VARTesla will LEAVE North London (on holiday) to go to Barcelona next season.

Xavi Alonso is leaving Barcelona as head coach, will become handjob coach instead.

Stavi Gerard still set to become head Durka at LIverpool as of this evening.

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With the Kop mourning Klopp, the time is ticking on replacing the toothy German.

Availability of former Madrista and Liverpool bum boy Xabi Alonso you may ask

Decisions will have to be made, gorgeous women, in an electric city, adored by everyone.

Or Madrid.

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With the sad news of The Special One’s sacking, Mikel Arteta is said to be concerned of his own position at low flyers Arsenal.

Groomers coach was asked about the news and his response of, “shit”, has the rumour mill up and running about Mourinho’s next job.

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Following the FFP breaches by two lesser teams, it appears Manchester City’s fate has been sealed…

…not any time in our lifetime, sometime, somewhere, far, far into the future where teams like Forest will have gone into liquidity.

Liquid Heroin that is.

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Breaking News coming out of The Premier League show that both Neverton and Notupinhere Forest are both about to receive further remonstrations for FFP breaches.

Greek owner and local liquid heroin dealer Marinakis failed to comment.

Neverton’s Dyche. growled.

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Kyle Walker’s cryptic tweet about his missus, whilst annoying and no one giving a fuck, does raise alarm bells.

This reporter has been given an insight into the situation from fellow Etihad teammates who claim Walker quick sold her all Arsenal team on EAFC24

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Nothappening Forest! News coming out of a fabled WhatsApp group for those on the spectrum claim to suggest that the proposed points deduction for the City Ground club are FALSE.

Speaking of FALSE, rumours about this account being deactivated are as real as Santa

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Strange reports coming out of Old Trafford this evening seem to confirm a contract extension for Anthony Martial Arts.

In other news Djedi Soence had his Leeds loan canceled after failing to use the force, in a mere 290 minutes playing.

Farke refused comment

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Mild news coming out of #Arsenal Reports of Kylian Mbappe joining the London club have hit a new mid level.

Speaking in an interview in English, he revealed that his favorite colour was in fact Red 🤯

Lightbulb enthusiast Mikel ArTesla refused to comment. MTF

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TalkSport Juggernaut Simon Jordan believes that Citeh will have their day in court in 2030!

In the mean time, they’ll win the league the next 7 years and Mikel Arteta is fuming about it, quoted as saying “I’m fuming about it”

MTF as this breaking story develops

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Pew pew pew, that’s the harrowing sound of gun shots ringing out around the streets of Brussels as a crazed gunman opens fire.

The events have led to the postponement of the BEL/SWE game, tied up at 1’s.

One onlooker had this to say, “oh merde”

More to come

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Howay we go maybe, Sandro Tonali has Magpied himself due to his gambling.

The Italian powerhouse has admitted to betting on AC Milan games whilst being a player there.

The current Newcastle manager had this to say, “Howes this happened?”

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News coming out of Naples is not good this evening as all fingers have been pointed to cyber hacking of the Official Napoli X account.

However, this journalist has been told in confidence by someone in the camp, “na they posted it.”

Clearly, all Napoli. MTF