Ron

I ran a marathon in 6 hours and 9 minutes.

[Ron @Ron_McMaster]

Smooth problem solving by @BeeNetwork on the Altrincham line ✊

[Ron @Ron_McMaster]

ALL my followers are sex bots. I'm VERY popular in the sex bot community

[Ron @Ron_McMaster]

Just went 4 hours and 40 minutes without a smoke

[Ron @Ron_McMaster]

Why is @JohnCleese so triggered these days? Is he not doing too well?

[Ron @Ron_McMaster]

@floboflo I can't eat a banana without a cross in it! I don't know how people do. It's a disgrace!!!

[Ron @Ron_McMaster]

Imagine having a successful acting career, coming from a family of actors and you end up posting primary school level hate for a living.

[Laurence Fox @LozzaFox]

Happy whatever day of Ramadamadingdong it is today.

Pork scratchings ✅
Guinness ✅
Dogs ✅

[Ron @Ron_McMaster]

@thegoodoldday11 @floboflo They'll be making front page soon. Don't you worry

[Ron @Ron_McMaster]

@TiceRichard @EdwardJDavey Titanic

[Ron @Ron_McMaster]

@Nigel_Farage Fuck sake, just go to the states dude!

[Ron @Ron_McMaster]

@liamtuffs1 You are such a little bitch

[Ron @Ron_McMaster]

@NicholasLissack @visegrad24 Traitor

[Ron @Ron_McMaster]

@Heccles94 Toilet paper

[Ron @Ron_McMaster]

Very nice to get on a double Altrincham tram at 6pm. @BeeNetwork more often this please! 🥺

[Ron @Ron_McMaster]

How come the Green's aren't allowed to dance in Manchester but @andreajenkyns is allowed to sing about how she can't sleep at a Reform conference?

[Ron @Ron_McMaster]

@liamtuffs1 Why are you so scared of a load of women dancing? I think you need to seek help mate!

[Ron @Ron_McMaster]

@NickBuckleyMBE So vote Green?

[Ron @Ron_McMaster]

@GoodwinMJ Pair of snow flakes. Thought you guys were though

[Ron @Ron_McMaster]

@GoodwinMJ @RupertLowe10 You actually both do, I know it's Sunday (I assume both of you went to church) but you've been at this all week. @RupertLowe10 I pay your wages, get off your phone and do some work. @GoodwinMJ if you wanna work for me, get off twitter and prove that you belong in Manchester!

[Ron @Ron_McMaster]

I heard that if you wanna vote reform on Thursday, you can just do it on at home on Teletext. No need to leave the house! Great news if true