Ron Weasley

Bloody hell, I hate spiders.

[Ron Weasley @ron_weasley]

Always the tone of surprise. Sigh.

[Ron Weasley @ron_weasley]

Hearing voices no one else can hear isn't a good sign, even in the wizarding world.

[Ron Weasley @ron_weasley]

Wizards of Waverly Place is bloody hilarious. Unintentionally so, but still.

[Ron Weasley @ron_weasley]

Bloody hell. Forgot I had this muggle twitter thingy. A tweet is a bit like a patronus message, really.

[Ron Weasley @ron_weasley]

@EmilyAllTimeLow Hullo, what's this?

[Ron Weasley @ron_weasley]

For the record, my name is Ron. There's only one person I let call me Ronald, and that's only because she's much, much smarter than I am.

[Ron Weasley @ron_weasley]

Summer holidays aren't summer holidays without Quidditch. #mumgroundedmeforflyingatnight

[Ron Weasley @ron_weasley]

Bloody hell, I update my profile pic and suddenly my sexuality is called into question?!

[Ron Weasley @ron_weasley]

That makes me sound a lot cooler than I was.

[Ron Weasley @ron_weasley]

I have not got wizard lice! http://tinyurl.com/ndbn3b

[Ron Weasley @ron_weasley]

Somebody needs to sort out her priorities.

[Ron Weasley @ron_weasley]

@CharlieWeasley careful, mate

[Ron Weasley @ron_weasley]

I want to fix that in my memory forever. Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret...

[Ron Weasley @ron_weasley]

Now this video, on the other hand, I like quite a bit. http://tinyurl.com/obf6pf

[Ron Weasley @ron_weasley]

What the what? http://tinyurl.com/cfb6ml This is a bit scary, really?

[Ron Weasley @ron_weasley]

Bloody hell? Who’s been secretly filming my life? http://tinyurl.com/ck2zb8

[Ron Weasley @ron_weasley]

A Study of Hogwarts Prefects and Their Later Careers... That sounds fascinating...

[Ron Weasley @ron_weasley]

One person can't feel all that at once, they'd explode.

[Ron Weasley @ron_weasley]

The... er... swine flu... couldn't have been caused by an accident in Care of Magical Creatures class. Could it?

[Ron Weasley @ron_weasley]

@bluberyz Sure, mate? Why not?