covid christmas thoughts

I just wanna know how Santa finna pull this off. That is all.

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Best not be cappin cause this the best news I’ve heard in years

[New York Post @nypost]

Santa Claus is 'immune' to COVID-19, says Dr. Anthony Fauci https://t.co/VRBeXv3pj7

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I don’t wanna hear any complaining about having to quarantine in the North Pole. Your house made of candy. Life ain’t that hard.

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This account getting less attention than the island of misfit toys

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Chris Cringle and ready, yet not allowed to mingle

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The best way to spread Covid cheer is coughing loud for all to hear

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Where can I find the Santa’s workshop social distancing guidelines

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Me acknowledging that the holidays will most definitely come with more restrictions

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Elves are essential workers. Don’t @ me.

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@barstoolsports Respectfully disagree. Nutcrackers in lockdown bust an unholy amount of nuts.

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@BuzzFeed please give me a shoutout. I’m just a bunch of basic, cookie-cutter holiday references mixed with a nice dose of virtue signaling. I think I’m right up your ally!

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Getting a mask for Christmas is worse than getting socks. Change my mind.

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I don’t wanna hear a peep from the North Pole about not having time to make all the presents with the restrictions. Since March there’s been nothing but time. Should’ve gotten ahead on the white girl gimmes like White Claw tshirts and Harry Styles posters.

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No way we getting away with mistletoe this year. Guess I’ll wait till next year to sneak a kiss on the homies.

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Anything but this.

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Someone please explain to me how Rudolph is gonna guide the sleigh with a mask over his nose.