BREAKING: MIT just completed the first brain scan study of ChatGPT users & the results are terrifying.
Turns out, AI isn't making us more productive. It's making us cognitively bankrupt.
Here's what 4 months of data revealed:
(hint: we've been measuring productivity all wrong)
I love seeing people walking around with like 40 keys on a keychain. .
Do you have a system for knowing which is which, or do you just know by feel at some point?
Unlocker of many doors. Keeper of more secrets
I walked on the basketball court and got 0 respect today. They didn’t pass me the ball for a whole game. First time I touched the rock in the second game, wide open airball.
The doubters and haters were correct.
Just had a generational one-liner, might never have something like this happen again:
10+ cops in chick fil a holding a few dozen donuts and I just dropped” like moths to a flame” and the place straight up erupted with laughter.
What a rush. Going to ride this high for a bit.
Have you ever had a night out where you skip every meal prior only to go out and put together a TBell order so magnificent that it could put generations of children through college. I’m about to put up numbers so historic that I should get a tax write off.