ronan

Bagels, Beers, Battlestar Gallactica

[ronan @ronandotcom]

Girlfriend just made banana bread and I can’t stop moaning.

[ronan @ronandotcom]

Just made it to my 4th Divvy location without an open dock. Feeling like a rookie, a bad boy, and on #suicidewatch

[Alex Vacca @itsalexvacca]

BREAKING: MIT just completed the first brain scan study of ChatGPT users & the results are terrifying.

Turns out, AI isn't making us more productive. It's making us cognitively bankrupt.

Here's what 4 months of data revealed:

(hint: we've been measuring productivity all wrong)

[ronan @ronandotcom]

They’re playing Quidditch and listening to Nickelback in the park. I think I’m ready for a #coldone

[ronan @ronandotcom]

If you hear “Do the John Wall” at a bar that has touchtunes, just know I am present. #JohnWallSummer

[Chicago Bulls @chicagobulls]

MATAS MADE HIM TOUCH EARTH.

@CHSN__ | @BuzelisMatas

[National Champion Speaker @HoosierSpeaker]

@karenmotherof2 The south will tell you that losing to the union was a quality loss

[Zach Osterman @ZachOsterman]

Cignetti: "What I've learned up to this point is that we have unlimited potential as an institution and football program." #iufb

[ronan @ronandotcom]

I love seeing people walking around with like 40 keys on a keychain. .

Do you have a system for knowing which is which, or do you just know by feel at some point?

Unlocker of many doors. Keeper of more secrets

[ronan @ronandotcom]

In Memorial Stadium. straight up “Rourke-ing it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say . My Kurtis.

[ronan @ronandotcom]

I walked on the basketball court and got 0 respect today. They didn’t pass me the ball for a whole game. First time I touched the rock in the second game, wide open airball.

The doubters and haters were correct.

[anus @anus]

this weeks plays

[ronan @ronandotcom]

Just had a generational one-liner, might never have something like this happen again:

10+ cops in chick fil a holding a few dozen donuts and I just dropped” like moths to a flame” and the place straight up erupted with laughter.

What a rush. Going to ride this high for a bit.

[Atlanta Falcons @AtlantaFalcons]

On Kirk's birthday, he gets the aux

[Max Dolente @Philly_Mays]

Have you ever had a night out where you skip every meal prior only to go out and put together a TBell order so magnificent that it could put generations of children through college. I’m about to put up numbers so historic that I should get a tax write off.

[Jack Meyer 🏛️ @Jackbmeyer]

Getting banned from the family Catan game for trying to write resource futures contracts into the house rules

[will @twothickscoops]

(ordering Thai food) I’ll have a one out of five spicy—and a FIVE out of five YUMMY!

[Swish Cultures @swishcultures_]

Matas Buzelis @BuzelisMatas has the @chicagobulls fan base feeling good about the future. 6’10 with this skillset doesn’t come around too often 🔥

[ronan @ronandotcom]

I be pissing in toilets (alleys) you didn’t even know existed.