M I R A N

SWAG: sOmEtHiN wE aSiAnS gOt

[M I R A N @ronbon5ever]

“Do you speak spanish?”
“Taco...burrito... te amo... te amo burrito...”

[Mackenzie Thorne @Thorne_Mack]

I’m about 95% positive people are trying to make my job more difficult on me. You had one job Karl!

[M I R A N @ronbon5ever]

**drops my little brother Harold off at college** mom: "when will you be coming next?" Harold: "idk maybe spring break"

[M I R A N @ronbon5ever]

Some guy on a bike went riding down the street just now yelling fuck bitches get money.... its not even 10 am yet

[M I R A N @ronbon5ever]

God is punishing me for being a hoe and wearing booty shorts in the form of multiple mosquito bites on my ass

[M I R A N @ronbon5ever]

**coming home from vacation**
me: our dog is gonna be so excited to see us!
My dad: i just hope the fish is alright

[M I R A N @ronbon5ever]

I guess i was in it, cuz baby for a minute, it was woodstock on my mind

[M I R A N @ronbon5ever]

Where da ice cream trucks at

[Facts Professor @FactsProfessor]

Researchers found that married men drink less than unmarried men, while the opposite is true for women.

[Facts Professor @FactsProfessor]

Lyssophobia is the fear of going insane.

[M I R A N @ronbon5ever]

What i look for in a guy: ability to protect me in a zombie apocalypse

[M I R A N @ronbon5ever]

When u show ur brother a song and then a week later u overhear him facetiming his gf, playing it over the phone, dedicating that song to her

[M I R A N @ronbon5ever]

My dog just barked at my neighbors singing

[M I R A N @ronbon5ever]

Cat in a bAg pt. 2

[M I R A N @ronbon5ever]

Cat in a bag

[M I R A N @ronbon5ever]

The best way to do hw

[M I R A N @ronbon5ever]

**spends an hour in the cat toy section trying to decide which one to get** **ends up deciding kitty doesnt need a cat toy**

[M I R A N @ronbon5ever]

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