Ron Phelps

Logophile, cinephile, I love people who state the obvious

[Ron Phelps @roncinephile]

It's not lame and gay when the Chinese gender swap films. (I'm not being sarcastic. It's not *that* something is, it's *how* and *why*. That's what makes something lame and uncool) Stephen Chow is cool. Always has been always will be. https://t.co/iJqlykAqyE

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The DaVinci Code had this same stumbles. A byproduct of the zeitgeist in which the book was written. (but then again that's on theme)

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In the Hand of Dante (2025) gets the waterworks flowing within the first 5 minutes. Yup. That's pretty much my expectation from a Julian Schnabel joint. This one's gonna be sewn into the fabric of my heart.

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Dear God the plot... the curse of adapting a novel, entirely too much plot and requires a huge buy-in

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I can also see some Citizen Kane in there too

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Eastern Promises (2007) and F For Fake (1973) seem the biggest and greatest companions to this one

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unjustifiable use of violence 45 minutes in. shit. And things were going so well. Bad writing.

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@TMZ this is marketing for The Odyssey movie coming out

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@joesview Dude navigated fame like a fuckin' champ. Got a good head on those shoulders.

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@Gavin_McInnes You gotta go on the Roseanne Barr Podcast again. Such immaculate chemistry

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@Lauren_Southern @vocalcry Nothing more contemptible than a single mom

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@davidzweig Never start an internet post with "imagine", it's cliche and overdone. Yuck

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@Columned_ And it still makes no sense. This one is a certified waste of time for me. The only use it serves is to be edited into cool footage for a music video. Pretty images but dumb as a box of rocks

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This is profound and invigorating to an American who truly has any adult and nuanced and sophisticated understanding of the Civil War and it's implications on the average American. Siding with the North means you're a useful idiot https:/www/youtu.be/nGqMAiSwt48

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@superbunnyhop Seeing your disloyalty and cowardice is one of the most unpleasant and disappointing things I've experienced this entire year. Congrats on the ability to disappoint your audience. You're a chicken shit waste of mental energy. May you toil in obscurity until you learn your lesson.

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Feeling like you've let down and disappointed people you like and respect is a feeling that's worse than death. I don't know how to show my face in public without the constant fear of bursting into tears because of all the years of wasted time. I'll feel better after posting this

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The Rockin'1000 tugs at my heartstrings more than any other manipulative pandering ever could. This is beautiful beyond my capacity to articulate. https://t.co/Boox8Sq1mO

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Welcome to AURALNAUTS https://t.co/NoHj4BLLbO

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Of course this is a good idea https://t.co/kZasruHmJ6