Roncoon Swanson

[Roncoon Swanson @RoncoonSwanson]

@RonFilipkowski Because she has to be in Maine to be concerned about something.

[Roncoon Swanson @RoncoonSwanson]

People who out there sayin’ @TuckerCarlson should be President seem to forget this dude once got upset because the Green M&M wasn’t sexy anymore.

[Roncoon Swanson @RoncoonSwanson]

The people who will pay $35K for a photo with @VP are the same people who paid $2.44 for a $1 Trump coin.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

If you pay $35,000 for a photo with JD Vance, you’re a fucking idiot

[Roncoon Swanson @RoncoonSwanson]

@covie_93 It was a(nother) misspoke.

[Roncoon Swanson @RoncoonSwanson]

Romans 14:1–3 says to accept differences of opinion. Proverbs 12:22 says the Lord “detests lying lips.”

So either you haven’t read the Bible you keep telling everyone is your foundation, or you’ve decided God’s instructions are merely suggestions.

But hey, “God first,” right?

(Apparently right behind hypocrisy.)

[Roncoon Swanson @RoncoonSwanson]

@FmrRepMTG You’re sorta making me be okay with your weather control claims and I mean that as a compliment.

[Jonah Goldberg @JonahDispatch]

Trump: let’s make 133 million Mexicans American citizens to own the libs.

[Roncoon Swanson @RoncoonSwanson]

He’s definitely gonna help edge some Republican fellas at the “convention” this week.

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

NEWS: Republicans are deploying their “secret weapon,” MAGA activist Scott Presler, into Texas to help push Republicans over the edge in the U.S. Senate race

[Roncoon Swanson @RoncoonSwanson]

Where’s @KristiNoem when you need her? Oh right. Busy at the made up job she was given.

[Damin Toell @damintoell]

The new Trump plan to save on rising fuel prices - let them ride horses

[Roncoon Swanson @RoncoonSwanson]

@CattardSlim Hard to look like a tough guy when you have to gingerly descend three steps.

[Roncoon Swanson @RoncoonSwanson]

People out there reading this @WSJ article about @CLewandowski_ like:

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

Kristi Noem’s close adviser effectively controlled billions in spending at Homeland Security. Lewandowski denies seeking business or playing any role in the agency’s contracts. https://t.co/gSXNcyoFc5

[Roncoon Swanson @RoncoonSwanson]

Text messages*

*Grindr chats

[Brent Scher @BrentScher]

All I heard all summer was that nobody was going to the @GOP’s midterm convention.

But based on my text messages, literally everyone is going to Dallas.

[Roncoon Swanson @RoncoonSwanson]

@Aryanrodgers @MikeLevin Ah yes, I forgot that jobs in accounting, engineering, cybersecurity, medicine, and scientific research are “American jobs.”

[Roncoon Swanson @RoncoonSwanson]

@SockAcc63533066 @MikeLevin First of all, it was a different AI tool.

Second of all, it merely polished the rough edges of my thoughts, as any good AI tool should.

But by all means, focus entirely on the shovel instead of the foundation I just laid.

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

There will be hell toupee for whoever messed this up

[Roncoon Swanson @RoncoonSwanson]

@politvidchannel I’m gonna tell my children this is Liam and Ryan McPoyle.

[Roncoon Swanson @RoncoonSwanson]

I’ll take things that don’t apply to @realDonaldTrump for $1,000.

[Sean Parnell @SeanParnellASW]

“Then I heard the voice of the Lord saying, ‘Whom shall I send? And who will go for us?’

And I said, ‘Here am I. SEND ME!’”

— Isaiah 6:8

[Roncoon Swanson @RoncoonSwanson]

Ds are fighting a war on poverty.

Rs are fighting a war on the impoverished.

[Elizabeth 🇺🇲 @Elizabeth71729]

BREAKING: James Talarico just found the perfect way to troll the GOP convention: feed people instead of feeding billionaire egos. While Republican donors pay $20,000 to celebrate their agenda, Talarico is organizing a statewide grocery drive for struggling Texans. Politics should be about serving neighbors—not serving billionaires.

Who agrees? ✋

[Elizabeth 🇺🇲 @Elizabeth71729]

I have a friend who’s a hairdresser. I just double checked and it turns out that dying your hair does not change the fact that you’re a pedophile.

The more you know…..