Life Tech

Deal with reality on reality's terms.

If it doesnt make you money or make you happy, its not worth doing.

[Life Tech @rondcaptn]

(Blows dust off twitter) Kroll Show @Derek_PC
http://t.co/ygLytnPo0H

[Jenny Johnson @JennyJohnsonHi5]

I'd rather let Wesley Snipes file my taxes than go to Coachella.

[Life Tech @rondcaptn]

Grey would be the color if I had a heart.

[Life Tech @rondcaptn]

Downed hydro lines & road closure one way on Silvercreek in front of Willow West in #Guelph #Avoid

[Life Tech @rondcaptn]

Timberland Pro, this was your last chance & you blew it. Not even 4 months old. @timberland… http://t.co/9HBiOZC6sx

[Life Tech @rondcaptn]

#ferguson http://t.co/LS8BxnfW1p

[The Onion @TheOnion]

China Vows To Begin Aggressively Falsifying Air Pollution Numbers http://t.co/pu3Vx9U5bZ

[Life Tech @rondcaptn]

They're finally paving Speedvale Ave E. between Victoria & Stevenson. Do you're gonna want to avoid that today.

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

FUCK THE MOTHER NATURE

[Life Tech @rondcaptn]

If you need something I'm busy & it'll have to wait or just plain fuck off. http://t.co/7al4GGCfxY

[Life Tech @rondcaptn]

View from my office today. #nofilter http://t.co/jXFJGgbOUr

[Life Tech @rondcaptn]

#toronto #metermaid #youareapieceofshit #latergram http://t.co/gTrq4hwate

[Life Tech @rondcaptn]

Avoid the hill on Willow Rd. between Dawson & Silvercreek. I just watched a tractor trailer not make it up the hill. #stuck @gpsmedia

[caprice crane @capricecrane]

People are like snowflakes. I'm not really interested in their opinions.

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

If I want I could beat the fuck out of anybody on the American Idol

[The Deaner @Dean_Murdoch]

Gold sweep in curling and hockey, men and women. If she's played on a rink, we will fucking rock you.

[Life Tech @rondcaptn]

Wish I could've met @GiovanniGiorgio tonight in Buffalo but when I do go to Chi-town we're going to have to hang for a few.

[Life Tech @rondcaptn]

Amazing to finally meet @AlisonRosen & @BaldBryan. They are both the real deal & genuinely wonderful people.

[Life Tech @rondcaptn]

#nobama #merica #fullretard http://t.co/2nlvaDH1Ne

[Life Tech @rondcaptn]

@adamcarolla is this too much stuff to ask you to sign in Buffalo? I'm buying lots of Mangria though.