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After 5 vodka and Red Bulls, you start wearing your Lindsay Lohan costume. http://t.co/3DeGFvfc

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Zoos shouldn't have realistic sculptures of animals. I'm not that smart, people. http://t.co/n8XUwUPB

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http://t.co/8Bwb7jN9 One time I smashed my face into a keyboard and accidentally wrote the fifth Twilight book.

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http://t.co/quID3g92 How embarrassing! I tripped and fell out of my clothes.

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Money can buy happiness. Give me 100 million dollars and I'll prove it to you. http://t.co/8dCZYB5P

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“What doesn’t kill you makes you smaller.” ~Mario http://t.co/2rG0tFYf