𝕽𝖔𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖘𝖕𝖔𝖔𝖓

Writer for Roninspoon Theater, one of those fancy webcomics you've heard so much about, but it’s broken and I’m too distracted to fix it.

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Yeah, I’m into fitness. Fitness whole salmon in my mouth.⁣⁣

Do you like to eat & sleep? Then get hyperphagic (insatiable hunger) & follow the @KatmaiNPS bear diet.

1: Gorge on raw salmon for one hour.
⁣⁣2: Sleep on a beach for two to three hours.
⁣⁣3: Repeat.

[Natalie Shure @nataliesurely]

Feinstein has always had major flaws, but it really is striking how different her reputation and legacy would be had she simply retired in 2018 (at age 85!) her final term solidified her as the single most egregious symbol of selfish gerontocracy rather than one example of many

[𝕽𝖔𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖘𝖕𝖔𝖔𝖓 @Roninspoon]

The nicest thing I can muster to say about Feinstein is, she’s gone now.

[c n e l l y @cnelliy]

i know country girls make do but this is outrageous

[Meredith Whittaker @mer__edith]

Where’s the lie? 😇

https://t.co/nhKno1ocsV

[trip eggert (@tripeggert on Bluesky) @tripeggert]

wow did i just experience true hope and joy watching this?

[𝕽𝖔𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖘𝖕𝖔𝖔𝖓 @Roninspoon]

“Three whales came up to me, tears in their eyes, biggest whales I’ve ever seen, and they’re crying. And I know whales, I own a casino, we see lots of beautiful large whales. These three strong warrior whales are crying as they all shake my hand, Mr. Trump, they say, the windmill

[manny @mannyfidel]

i cannot breathe WHAT is he talking about

[Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates]

actually, Norma Jean Baker didn't look much like Marilyn Monroe, either.

[𝕽𝖔𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖘𝖕𝖔𝖔𝖓 @Roninspoon]

Elon reading this article and sweating. “All I did was get hairplugs! I’ve barely invested in my immortality at all!”

https://t.co/cbtTVzQpTT

[Anthony Rapp SAG-AFTRA National Board Member @albinokid]

I simply adore & admire the official communications from the @WGAEast & @WGAWest to their members. It’s clear, powerful, & transparent, & a model for those of us on the @sagaftra Negotiating Committee as we proceed with our negotiations. #WGAStrong #SagAftraStrong #SAGAFTRAstrike

[𝕽𝖔𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖘𝖕𝖔𝖔𝖓 @Roninspoon]

This is an excellent saber fight. A lot of really nice blocks and counters. My favorite is right after Anakin burns Dooku’s face, he dodged a strike by releasing his hilt, pulling his hand back to let the blade pass, and then grabbing it again for the riposte. @DoctorPizzaMD

[𝕽𝖔𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖘𝖕𝖔𝖔𝖓 @Roninspoon]

Cathy got married and this is how I find out?!

[Jay @jaywillis]

Sorry am I clocking correctly here that one of the Koch events Clarence Thomas secretly attended happened to be one where they rolled out a new campaign to promote stacking the bench with conservatives, and put a Ginni Thomas lackey in charge of it https://t.co/7nvgXqvaeK

[𝕽𝖔𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖘𝖕𝖔𝖔𝖓 @Roninspoon]

The love triangle in Tokyo Drift hits a little different when you remember that one of them is an adult, and the other two are literally still children attending high school.

[𝕽𝖔𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖘𝖕𝖔𝖔𝖓 @Roninspoon]

You may not want to hear the truth but, Tokyo Drift is the ONLY Fast and Furious film that’s actually about racing, and winning a race.

[Tom Cardy @Tomycardy]

Perception check

[𝕽𝖔𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖘𝖕𝖔𝖔𝖓 @Roninspoon]

@DoctorPizzaMD Watching Christianson switch between the flat affectation of Film Anakin to the more story drive and emotional Animated Anakin, was really something. It was a really good episode.

[Soniasuponia @Soniasuponia]

Hat Test for 'A Clockwork Orange', 1971.