Last One Out, Please Get the Lights

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[Last One Out, Please Get the Lights @jurph]

Q: What's the most important thing?
A: Helping people.

[Last One Out, Please Get the Lights @jurph]

Make sure nobody leaves any cocktail napkins in his vicinity - this deal needs to go through!

[Pittsburgh Steelers @steelers]

We have verbally agreed for Mike McCarthy to become our next head coach.

[Spenny Powers @ravens4dummies]

TRENDING: Sources saying the Baltimore Ravens are showing interest in former Mike former McDaniel have agreed to hear a terms of agreement of terms.

The Ravens view offense as a defense and love the way McDaniel presented a presentation of how Lamar could Jackson.

[Last One Out, Please Get the Lights @jurph]

Watching Vrabel do it to Belichick in the playoffs was even funnier, because BB got *so* mad

[Vintage NFL @VintageFB]

Remember When Patriots HC Bill Belichick was trolling the Jets on Monday Night Football while up 33 to 0.

Belichick had his team commit intentional penalties and run down the clock for 90 seconds.

BB was legitimately laughing at them.
https://t.co/zzmhrwi6Sz

[Last One Out, Please Get the Lights @jurph]

@EcksteinZach @BarryOnHere Jesus Christ, there were Bills fans in this thread, and they had FAMILIES

[Last One Out, Please Get the Lights @jurph]

@PlutoCooked Flacco put up comparable numbers to Burrow with substantially the same offensive talent. Joeverrated

[Last One Out, Please Get the Lights @jurph]

@HoodieRamey I also need to see him or his OC talk about execution and attention to detail. They need to pursue perfection and stop being satisfied with mere excellence.

[Last One Out, Please Get the Lights @jurph]

@NextNetworkJosh If you’re one bad call away from losing, your team didn’t do enough to win

[Last One Out, Please Get the Lights @jurph]

@stabmarine @AdamSchefter Pure greed. He already takes the fourth quarter off most weeks.

[Last One Out, Please Get the Lights @jurph]

@sam_d_1995 @DiamondDog1108 @minakimes That specific kick was no good from 15 yards closer

[Last One Out, Please Get the Lights @jurph]

@zachbollinger18 I love this, but having to dig into the preseason tape to show him outclassing his opponents is a bit of a giveaway

[Last One Out, Please Get the Lights @jurph]

I really miss the days when words like "official" and "confirm" were used in their literal sense by media organizations, rather than just as window-dressing to make their clickbait feel more legit.

[James Foster @NoFlagsFilm]

I unmute Chris Collinsworth for 5 seconds in a non-Chiefs game and the first word I hear is Mahomes

[Last One Out, Please Get the Lights @jurph]

@yoavgo “Here we extend their results with an eye towards a practical and more repeatable method.”

[Last One Out, Please Get the Lights @jurph]

@NFLonCBS HISSSSS

[Annie Agar @AnnieAgar]

my moms just trying to cook dinner and now i’m traumatized.

[𝕘𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕥𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕥𝕖 @ghostbriter]

@Gamergod29 It’s now 125%

Harbaugh locked in for 2026.

[Last One Out, Please Get the Lights @jurph]

@HassanBackAgain Sending a health & wellness check to your address. Ah, they took a bad line, they squared up on your neighbor.

[Last One Out, Please Get the Lights @jurph]

@sgellison MFer moved up to #10 in yards, #4 in TDs, and #1 in 200-yard games tonight. Damn, what I would have given to have an all-time great RB like *that guy* in the backfield last week, defending our lead

[Last One Out, Please Get the Lights @jurph]

@AnnieAgar Annie, don’t worry, a ten-point lead is the Ravens’ Achilles heel

[Banks @BarstoolBanks]

It was always Derrick Henry