shitpost roni

spending this year as a ghost because I'm not sure where home is anymore | (she/they) | 27 years stressed

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To be nobody but yourself in a world which is doing its best day and night to make you like everybody else means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight and never stop fighting.

—E.E. Cummings

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Well shit

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I took a single allergy pill today and I've never felt better

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Catholicism

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Every so often I get an email from my old company that someone is waiting in the meeting room I still own and my ex boss is late

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@LeeBauler This is insanely on brand

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Peanut butter toast has never failed me

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Hopping on this trend with Smokey Man. Day one versus today

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to be loved is to be changed

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Tell me they don't think this is their son

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Happy birthday to my parent's cat. I hope you have a good day buddy.

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Put a 2hr hold on my calendar for napping, no one takes care of me like me

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Happy birthday to my parent's cat. I hope you have a good day buddy.

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I'd like to think that I can work it out some, but I want to be put into the ground

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@francisfacade I've found that giving mine a nice shower or bottom watering it (sticking its pot in a big pot of water) really helps it out.

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@francisfacade It's a big croton tree! I have a croton and it's a finicky little dude. They thrive on lots of light and hate change. Don't be too alarmed if they drop their leaves after being moved. Try to water it one to twice per week and just give that baby light.

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Happy groundhogs day to all my fellow Pennsylvanians

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@francisfacade Lmao the area code callout I love this level of petty

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I can't find any EGGS

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@hoan_hoah 2nd tailoring but also what if you did a shit ton of squats and just got thic legs for your wedding?

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I was born with curls, which I no longer have, but the fun part of that is that every now and then a few of my hairs will just form a perfect little curl