Pay attention in school. It’s important you get into a good college so you can put yourself 100K in debt and only graduate to hearing that every single job requires “experience.” So then you can work for pennies while you pile up some more debt. The system is flawless
➖gets hungover after 3 beers
➖requires at least 8 hours of sleep
➖am in A LOT of student debt
➖literally makes the same thing for dinner every night
➖good looking
➖uses 3 in 1 shampoo/body wash
He’s only 24
I’m not a Jets fan anymore, the only thing they know is lose and when they need to lose they win for no reason. Thank you for ruining the next decade of my life
@G_Bonks Unbelievable.... When you can feel the contact of the ball, you know exactly what the sound and direction the ball is going... If you can’t split the fairway 290 listening to CCR, you don’t belong on a golf course.
I want to see what the inside of my body looks like because it has to be a disaster. It hates me every single day just yelling “mix in a veggie you bastard”