mr. mystery of life

normal and well-adjusted

[mr. mystery of life @ronnie_posting]

was in a class that sucked so i dropped it

[mr. mystery of life @ronnie_posting]

@kingorca god damn

[mr. mystery of life @ronnie_posting]

@gaiaonline420 my goat i love you john updike

[birds' hell @saturnalreturn]

It's horrible to see a distinguished salt-and-pepper type man in brogues play freemium mobile games on the train. Shouldn't you be reading a John Updike novel? Why do they even print them anymore if you won't?

[JOANNA NEWSOM BOT @jnewsombot]

and I’m going to be right behind you.
And if the love of a woman or two, dear,
could move you to such heights,
then all I can do
is do, my darling, right by you.

[JOANNA NEWSOM BOT @jnewsombot]

we decided to stay, 'till the tide rose too far.
We weren’t afraid, cause we know what you are;
and you know that we know what you are.
Awful atoll —
O, incalculable indiscreetness and sorrow!
Bawl bellow:
Sibyl sea-cow, all done up in a bow.
Toddle and roll;

[JOANNA NEWSOM BOT @jnewsombot]

follow me, my sweetest friend,
to see what you anointed,
in pointing your gun there.
Lay it down! Nice and slow!
There is nowhere to go,
save up;
up where the light, undiluted, is
weaving, in a drunk dream,
at the sight of my baby, out back:
back on the patio,

[JOANNA NEWSOM BOT @jnewsombot]

so the muddy mouths of baboons and sows, and the grouse, and the horse, and the hen
grope at the gate of the looming lake that was once a tidy pen.
And the mail is late, and the great estates are not lit from within.
The talk in town’s becoming downright sickening.

[JOANNA NEWSOM BOT @jnewsombot]

butterflies and birds collide at hot, ungodly hours.
And my clay-colored motherlessness rangily reclines —
Come on home, now! All my bones are dolorous with vines.
Pa pointed out to me, for the hundredth time tonight,
the way the ladle leads to a dirt-red bullet of light.

[JOANNA NEWSOM BOT @jnewsombot]

and we cut facsimiles of love and death
(just separate holes in sheets
where you cannot breathe, and you cannot see).
And I cannot now, for the life of me, believe our talk—
our flock had cause to leave,
but do we?
do we?

[JOANNA NEWSOM BOT @jnewsombot]

Moths surround me.
Thought they’d drown me.
And I miss your precious heart.
And I miss your precious heart.
Dried rose petals —
redbrown circles —
frame your eyes and
stain your knuckles.
Dried rose petals —
redbrown circles —
frame your eyes and
stain your knuckles.

[mr. mystery of life @ronnie_posting]

wife has never seen anything by nathan fielder but has taken a deep interest in him after i went to see the elizabeth holmes doc this evening. she's reading his wikipedia and is gobsmacked. "did you know this guy has a commercial pilot's license???" she asks

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@fatbillieilish okay :)

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turning 30 today. let's get this party started!

[audrey @phlegmme]

We Tested 5 Awesome Compulsions— Here’s The Best One For Getting Rid of Intrusive Thoughts

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@zingingcutie22 i can't kill myself i have to have another birthday party next year!!

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had such a fun birthday party my first thought upon waking up this morning was "i have to kill myself"

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@mostdarlinggirl sometimes it's almost too much to take!!!!!

[mr. mystery of life @ronnie_posting]

@zingingcutie22 she's got some hits!

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having a birthday is actually so brave when you are generally beloved but also unphotogenic #imunderattack #toomanycandids