rony.

Everybody can tell you how to do it, they never did it

[rony. @ronswayze]

Hey @elonmusk , can you please add Apple TV and HBO to the Tesla theater. Thank you 🙏🏻

[rony. @ronswayze]

I would like to state for the record that Kanye beats anybody and everybody in a verzuz

[rony. @ronswayze]

Hey @ChipotleTweets i have an idea that will double your sales. Please reach out

[rony. @ronswayze]

Hey @apple can we please get a “close all apps” feature in the next iOS

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Ben Stiller you brought back television!

[rony. @ronswayze]

@IDKwhyImHere LA gave him 2 billion deferred 2045

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All you pro-shave yankee fans are WEIRDOS

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Ben Stiller you’re a fucking genius

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There’s no way this show is real lmao and all the host can say is por favor

[Caldes @CALDES_24]

Que barbaridad

[rony. @ronswayze]

That was the worst halftime show I have ever seen

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I need someone to do something about these spam calls

[rony. @ronswayze]

Do your thing @realDonaldTrump ! Make tik tok great again 😭😭

[rony. @ronswayze]

Finally Apple Watch support on Teslas!

[rony. @ronswayze]

I need that Mets #22 jersey yesterday!

[rony. @ronswayze]

Let’s goooooooooo

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

BREAKING: Superstar outfielder Juan Soto and the New York Mets are in agreement on a 15-year, $765 million contract, sources tell ESPN. It is the largest deal in professional sports history.

[rony. @ronswayze]

The process to refill propane tanks at home depot is so annoying.

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I might have to cancel my Netflix subscription after this

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That was the most pathetic performance I have ever seen in my life

[rony. @ronswayze]

What a beautiful day. Thank you Lord