Ron

Fantasy football savant most of the time. Bane of the North American Bass.

[Ron @ronthehoss]

Does ESPN know that Pat McAfee is bad at his job and subsequently annoys the fuck out of anyone who isn’t 17 years old?

[Ron @ronthehoss]

Non All-Star starter Bryce Harper

[Ron @ronthehoss]

Ja Morant is going to have the ICE protestors in Portland moving like the Van Der Linde gang

[Ron @ronthehoss]

Pray for the Nationals fan you have in your life

[Ron @ronthehoss]

Trea Turner

[Ron @ronthehoss]

Lamelo Ball driving to his first game as a member of the Timberwolves

[Ron @ronthehoss]

That’s all star Brandon Marsh to you

[Ron @ronthehoss]

The World Cup champion is going to boil down to whatever European nation employs the most black players on their team

[Ron @ronthehoss]

Pulled up to work in my white guilt tee today because I’m a hero

[Ron @ronthehoss]

Messi

[Ron @ronthehoss]

Haaland is built like an Agartha Supersoldier

[Ron @ronthehoss]

This is like 9/11 for opioid-addicted white people in Ohio

[TMZ @TMZ]

💔 Jelly Roll has filed for divorce from his wife, Bunnie XO

DETAILS: https://t.co/dbPJnERUlf

[Ron @ronthehoss]

An all-time bread and circus day at the office. Yeah bro I’m sure the fights at the White House were sick. Carolina won the Stanley Cup? Cool. Knicks ended a 53 year drought with an NBA title? Great. Sorry I’m not a mindless goycattle drone with a calcified pineal gland.

[Ron @ronthehoss]

Spurs when they have a commanding lead

[Ron @ronthehoss]

James Franklin 🤝 Dutch Van Der Linde

[HokieSports @hokiesports]

Historic. Transformational. Game-changing.

Virginia Tech has received a $75 million commitment, the largest in university history. From Invest to Win to the future ahead, the momentum continues. 📈

➡️ https://t.co/Gjg8uBfE6b

[Ron @ronthehoss]

This 82-0 shit easy

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He don’t got a single play where he be needing to do this

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

The #Madden27 Cover:

[Ron @ronthehoss]

Favoring the reinstatement of a known pedophile back into the major leagues isn’t a huge deal as long as you hit 477 home runs in your career

[TMZ @TMZ]

Adrián Beltré Believes Wander Franco Deserves Second Chance At MLB https://t.co/8bBf1OLlSm

[Ron @ronthehoss]

Josh Shapiro’s Palantir-powered traffic control center when it detects an eagles fan in traffic having a negative thought about Israel

[Chris O'Connell @CoconnellFox29]

Breaking: PA Governor Josh Shapiro announcing a major overhaul of traffic plan around the South Philadelphia Sports Complex. Includes new on/off ramps, new on site traffic control center, upgraded signals and lane configurations. @FOX29philly

[Ron @ronthehoss]

Playing against Yordan Alvarez in fantasy this week

[Ron @ronthehoss]

Having a Josh Jacobs summer (driving drunk and beating women)