Rodrigo

Hola cómo stás

[Rodrigo @ronum00]

Una derrota dolorosa: tener que c*gar terminando un buen baño 🥲

[Rodrigo @ronum00]

Un par de minutos en LinkedIn... Y se me pasa

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

Last week I hosted family for Thanksgiving.

My 12-year-old nephew asked for the WiFi password.

He wanted to play Roblox on his iPad.

I looked at the device.

Unmanaged. No antivirus. No encryption.

I’m an IT Professional. I don't run an open network.

So I didn’t give him the password.

Instead, I spent 45 minutes provisioning a Guest VLAN.

I set up a captive portal.

I throttled the bandwidth down to 56kbps.

Then I blocked all traffic on ports 80 and 443.

He came back crying. He said it wouldn't load.

My sister screamed at me to "just let him play."

I told her that Zero Trust architecture doesn't care about bloodlines.

We didn't have a "fun" Thanksgiving.

But we had a secure perimeter.

You’re welcome for the compliance.

[Rodrigo @ronum00]

La única constante no es el cambio, es la matrushka

[Rodrigo @ronum00]

@shauseth SF?

[Antonio Sarosi @antoniosarosi]

OOP is like Communism.

If you say "it's bad" and give an example, someone is guaranteed to come and say "but it was not applied correctly, that's not actually OOP".

[Rodrigo @ronum00]

LinkedIn es como el cementerio de las redes sociales...

[Rodrigo @ronum00]

Mfers be retweeting or quoting instagram (social media) posts and calling it news :smh:

[Rodrigo @ronum00]

¡Basta del sensacionalismo digital!

[Rodrigo @ronum00]

No puedo creer cuánto subestimé el poder de un buen baño por mucho tiempo 😭

[Rodrigo @ronum00]

Ese momento en que ya te quieres dormir pero el algoritmo anda muy fresco, y ahora te dio insomnio. 🫠💀🤣

[Rodrigo @ronum00]

@tambiensoyfrias 😂

[Rodrigo @ronum00]

@JoseMaria0204 Jajaja, tan real. No es posible llamarte servicio de striming así

[Rodrigo @ronum00]

Paco y Cato GENIOS

[Rodrigo @ronum00]

How can this mean anything to me?
What became of subtlety?

[Rodrigo @ronum00]

¿Dónde es donde más escuchan música? O, ¿En qué momentos del día?

[Rodrigo @ronum00]

De verdad que cuando ya nada tiene sentido, escucho música que me gusta y se me pasa.

[🎸 Rock History 🎸 @historyrock_]

The rock monster and soul of AC/DC turns 70 today!

Happy birthday Angus Young 🎸

[Rodrigo @ronum00]

F*ck _innovación_ all my homies like _wholesomeness_

[Rodrigo @ronum00]

@ivannaloboo Relatable. Traigo poca RAM XD