Ron Weasley

Keeper, sleeper and red-headed juggernaut of love

[Ron Weasley @ronweasley]

@HermioneGranger - What's the point? You know it all by heart, we can just ask you.

[Ron Weasley @ronweasley]

Had a right shuggy dream about Madam Rosemerta last night....

[Ron Weasley @ronweasley]

And that's the second time we've saved your life tonight, you two-faced bastard!

[Ron Weasley @ronweasley]

Pansy winked at me, the cheeky bird. She's kind've cute, in a Slytherin sort of way. I wonder if she fancies me?

[Ron Weasley @ronweasley]

And what in the name of Merlin’s most baggy Y Fronts was that about?

[Ron Weasley @ronweasley]

Oy! When they say every flavor, they mean every flavor!

[Ron Weasley @ronweasley]

Tony Blair makes Cornelius Fudge look like Wulfric the Wise. Git!

[Ron Weasley @ronweasley]

From now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell 'die, Ron, die,' I'm chucking them in the bin where they belong.

[Ron Weasley @ronweasley]

Hearing voices no one else can hear isn't a good sign, even in the wizarding world.

[Ron Weasley @ronweasley]

Viktor Krum can suck my wand.

[Ron Weasley @ronweasley]

Lavender's got some game. I reckon I could snog her all day long.

[Ron Weasley @ronweasley]

Bloody hell!