This is Riley. Every morning he hangs over the wall and drops his toy so the nearest passerby is forced to play with him. It works 100% of the time. 14/10
The fact that Banksy shredded his art seconds after it was sold in auction for $1,300,000 is the most Banksy thing I’ve ever seen. What a fucking troll. Amazing.
Good morning @MsEmilyRochford . This is a future message for you to know that I can’t sleep and it’s 4:40am and my legs are restless so when you’re watching Jeremy Kyle tomorrow morning please enjoy it without me. Wake me up for my morning poo at around 11:45, you’re the best x
Hi @JeffreeStar my girlfriend is a big fan of you and doesn’t shut up about you. I can even name all of your shades, highlighters and lipsticks(my personal faves are Weirdo & Jawbreaker). So yeah, can you send her some of that positive energy her way? @MsEmilyRochford