“You’re trying to say I’m evil and hellbent on destroying the world?”
“Totally. No! I’m just saying you know, you’re like a wizard like him.”
“In D&D Mike, not in real lifeee”
“True. In real life, you’re more like a sorcerer”
@faggotofdecay HAHAH my friend accidentally changed her ringtone to this a month ago and she always complains when she picks up the phone calling it a ‘stupid wizard’