Chris Barnes

[Chris Barnes @roofraider]

#amazon You guys can’t deliver anything when you say you can. I’m trying to figure out why I’m a prime member. I could have gone to the store and picked it up quicker. Ever since you started using 3rd party drivers your deliveries have failed. They can just stop delivering

[Chris Barnes @roofraider]

@amazon Why do you even put delivery information on your products. I have not received an order on time in over a year. Why do I even pay for my Prime account anymore? I ordered two products yesterday that was to be delivered today. But now it shows Tuesday.

[Chris Barnes @roofraider]

@LippieGirl A sandwhich. You can get that from the kitchen for me.

[Chris Barnes @roofraider]

Lift up my little for Big Brothers & Big Sisters https://t.co/qHtUIEsbGd

[Chris Barnes @roofraider]

@LippieGirl Stop putting it between your legs and calling yourself to make it vibrate. Solved.

[Chris Barnes @roofraider]

@Alphafox78 Those putty cat lips are huge.

[Chris Barnes @roofraider]

@netflix Really? Did you think it was going to be like a highschool football game. What a joke.

[Chris Barnes @roofraider]

@Alphafox78 Two Rolls

[Chris Barnes @roofraider]

@Alphafox78 TwoSags

[Chris Barnes @roofraider]

@Alphafox78 Doing videos in the dark and asking what we hate.

[Jc.Barry15 @JoshuaB12796110]

Transfer catcher from East Texas Baptist University
2023 Mink League All Star
Looking for any opportunity
1 year of eligibility remaining

[Chris Barnes @roofraider]

@MarioNawfal They are both idiots. Neither has a right to be in their positions. They both serve no purpose

[Chris Barnes @roofraider]

@TaraBull808 It’s Chuck Norris making the moon rotate for us.

[Chris Barnes @roofraider]

@ianmiles True oppression? You’re a true idiot. Look up that definition and get back to us. What a joke.

[Chris Barnes @roofraider]

@TheCensoredRock This is great parody. Do you use the “Bunk” stop to eliminate a bunk bed? Know your guns and parts before trying to create division. Idiot.

[Chris Barnes @roofraider]

@elonmuskADO I don’t call it X. It’s Twitter. Get over the power trip. Call it what it is. Twitter. We all know you paid too much for it. X sounds like I should be seeing X rated sex shoes or a strip club on the Vegas Strip.

[Milb Central @milb_central]

Clayton Beeter has officially made the New York Yankees’ Opening Day roster.

[Chris Barnes @roofraider]

@PerfectGameUSA @RobichauxHayden @PGCollegeBall @ETBU_Baseball @EndicottBASE @SalisburyBB @JHUBaseball @LynchburgBaseBl @DU_Baseball @BWUBaseball @SalveBaseball Way to go Robichaux.

[Chris Barnes @roofraider]

@d3baseball It’s ETBU. Proofreading is hard. Continuing to show no respect for ETBU.

[Chris Barnes @roofraider]

@Alphafox78 Get him a gift card to Discount Tires