Rufus Wedderburn

[Claire Wood @cmfwood]

Live Fast. Die Old. (Please.) https://t.co/H1G20Y0imF HT @chrisdamonkey @roofster9146 @GwenHamilton @timbisset @ferguswaddell. And Daisy.

[Helen Balls @WheelLoveGirl]

“@innisandgunnUK: Sorry to the Belgian neighbours. #DrinkScottish” nicely done #MadeInLeith

[Rufus Wedderburn @roofster9146]

Apart from madonna doing a header of course

[Rufus Wedderburn @roofster9146]

The biggest surprise at the Brits was an Australian!

[Rufus Wedderburn @roofster9146]

Dysons suck

[Rufus Wedderburn @roofster9146]

@YouuThink do you have a living room? I doubt it

[Rufus Wedderburn @roofster9146]

@YouuThink not good enough

[Rufus Wedderburn @roofster9146]

@YouuThink thx

[YouTube @YouTube]

Spider Dog tops this year’s list of globally #trending videos. Go Spider Dog! http://t.co/9uwvxs3SNM #YouTubeRewind

[Rufus Wedderburn @roofster9146]

@YouuThink well. You just got grin fucked x

[Rufus Wedderburn @roofster9146]

@Lynnsweettweet he also said "I'm going next door for a crepe. I'll only be 10 mins" i shit you not

[Rufus Wedderburn @roofster9146]

@Lynnsweettweet said what?????

[Rufus Wedderburn @roofster9146]

@Lynnsweettweet done what?

[Rufus Wedderburn @roofster9146]

Someone just said "I don't like him. Hes too square"he's not my cup of tea. I shit you not

[Rufus Wedderburn @roofster9146]

Poker. Someone just played the 'Hamilton' and a battery exploded. Wtf?

[Rufus Wedderburn @roofster9146]

@YouuThink you need to buy the bra just like a regular girl. It is however optional

[Lee Ryder @lee_ryder]

Jose Mourinho believes Newcastle United are due some silverware http://t.co/YUSWyOUe4j #NUFC

[Rufus Wedderburn @roofster9146]

How come a bunch of Californians didn't realise an i-phone doesn't work in the rain?

[StudioOlafurEliasson @olafureliasson]

@tate @elBosetti
As a seven year old boy I had an encounter with a goat and a tire that changed my world

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

ON THIS DAY: On 4th December 1993, Peter Beardsley scored twice at White Hart Lane as #NUFC beat @SpursOfficial 2-1.