Patterson Roofing

Your trusted local roofing experts! 🏠 Family-owned and fully licensed/insured. Protecting your home, one roof at a time. 🛡️ #RoofingPros #FamilyOwned

[Alexander Koch @alexkoch_ai]

You can now book two humanoids for our cleaning service in SF. One humanoid for 60 minutes is $30, two are $60.

You can book a cleaning at https://t.co/Brl42KyISx. If you don’t have an invite code yet, join the waitlist. Timelapse at 5× speed (~40 minutes in real time).

[Nicolas Hulscher, MPH @NicHulscher]

The LARGEST sunscreen-skin cancer study EVER done (n=470,000) found sunscreen users faced dramatically higher risks of ALL major skin cancers:

Invasive melanoma: 292% HIGHER
Melanoma in situ: 258% HIGHER
Basal cell carcinoma: 140% HIGHER
Squamous cell carcinoma: 126% HIGHER

[Patterson Roofing @roofsuperman]

@MrBeast 1 million

[House of Lowlights @HouseLowlights]

LeBron and Bronny made NBA history tonight.

First Father-Son duo to get swept.

[MAGA Voice @MAGAVoice]

HOLY SH*T 🚨 Florida Sheriff “If you throw a brick, a firebomb or point a gu*n at one of our deputies we will be notifying your family where to collect your remains at… We will k*ll you graveyard dead.”

THIS IS HOW IS SHOULD BE 🔥

[Simon Ateba @simonateba]

BREAKING: Al-Qaeda leader, Sa'ad Bin Atef Al-Awlaki, has just now called for American Muslims to wage Jihad on US soil and to assassinate President Donald Trump, Vice President J.D. Vance, and Elon musk, others.

[Leaders 𝕏 Junction @LeadersJunction]

Do this exercise and rewire your brain for inevitable success‼️‼️

[Ashton Forbes @AshtonForbes]

This is why @joerogan on the leading edge of the disclosure discussion.

There are civilizations that have existed for magnitudes longer than us. We're primitives.

Hyper advanced technology looks like magic until we demystify it.

Hal Puthoff knows.

[Concerned Citizen @BGatesIsaPyscho]

“Every Cancer on Earth is either Parasitic or created by venoms & Hydrogen Peroxide is a cure for both”

Anyone else starting to think we’ve all been lied to about the true nature of Cancer?

[Brett Trembly @btrembly]

I run a law firm.

Last week I spent 5 hours digging into TikTok’s terms of service.

What I found absolutely terrified me.

Here’s a breakdown of what you’re actually handing over when you install TikTok (with receipts):

[Patterson Roofing @roofsuperman]

@CJC9BOSS Valley Oop baby. I was at that game. NBA need 2 fact check

[Patterson Roofing @roofsuperman]

@UfoBloke Looks like a plane to me. It has wings

[Brian Roemmele @BrianRoemmele]

General Steven L. Kwast USAF, Spaceforce:

“We have tech, today, that can take you from anywhere on Earth, to anywhere else, in an hour. Wireless energy where you would never need to plug in anything again”

[Rock @TheCensoredRock]

Oh those are the words

[Patterson Roofing @roofsuperman]

@TheFigen_ That's Aqua Man

[Patterson Roofing @roofsuperman]

@ianmiles Couple F 16s will take care of this small convoy

[Patterson Roofing @roofsuperman]

@MrBeast Or you can take this $10k and eliminate 5 random people from your game and give them the money. Sponsored by Patterson Roofing LLC and the blue diamond 🔹️ club

[Patterson Roofing @roofsuperman]

@OfficerbenTOPO WHATS YOUR ADDRESS??LOL