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[lando @rooftopricky]

She looks like the one tall white guy on every AAU squad

[Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives @dom_lucre]

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: Kamalas stepdaughter is going viral again as Liberals are calling her “The Liberal Sydney Sweeney” and “The sexiest woman in the world.” after she signed a modeling contract with the iconic IMG Agency.

[lando @rooftopricky]

Torta pounder

[Colin @Colin0515]

Protect and serve 🫡

[lando @rooftopricky]

Sick but shouldn’t we still #rapenico

[MFFL @Mavs_FFL]

Report: Mavs are bringing back the green unis this season 🔥🔥🔥🔥

#MFFL h/t @esidery

[lando @rooftopricky]

@ButerinStin @chantheman06 @grok @elonmusk @Bengalsmuskies Grok sucks i used ChatGPT

[lando @rooftopricky]

Back😤

[CEO of Memes & News OSRS 💜 @HanahBananaOSRS]

Today, Oldschool Runescape hit 350k for the first time EVER🤯

[WBR @W_B_Rick]

“No artistic merit” shut the fuck up and watch the 2014 Spurs nerd

[lando @rooftopricky]

Leave my fucking cold plunge out of this

[Joey Mannarino @JoeyMannarino]

Japan's obesity rate is 3%.

America's obesity rate is 40%.

And guess what?

No one in Japan is doing paleo, vegan, or carnivore diets.

They're just eating REAL FOOD.

None of our processed junk.

Meanwhile, we're over here fasting, cold plunging, and complicating our lives.

In Japan, they just eat normally and walk around.

RFK, please fix our damn country!

[chuck bass’s cousin @pedri69420]

Commenting this on my buddy’s Linkedin post announcing his new job

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

merry christmas to me

[lando @rooftopricky]

Guess who has a wedding to attend on Saturday!

[Blain Crain @Blain_Crain]

If you’re getting married this weekend, you are what’s wrong with this country.

[Im really poor @MistaFuccYou]

I told em to give me the highest interest rate possible so I could have a reason to grind 😈💯👌

[lando @rooftopricky]

@thereal_SnS So glad they are staying safe with the life jackets

[lando @rooftopricky]

@SouthwestAir you’re cancelled

[lando @rooftopricky]

@itsmecalp @CJ__18 Hey can i get a water with a straw please

[lando @rooftopricky]

@itsmecalp @CJ__18 Water at bar is soft

[Ole Miss Football @OleMissFB]

Introducing our New White Uniforms 🥶

#DripInTheSip | #HottyToddy

[lando @rooftopricky]

Nerds

[Sheel Mohnot @pitdesi]

I love this idea & am planning one:

A night where all of your friends make a presentation on what they do at work and answer questions.

I don't know much about what many of my friends do for a living.

[lando @rooftopricky]

Guess you forgot about the roadster huh

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Tesla will never make a concept car that doesn’t become reality

[Ninja @Ninja]

Imagine??