Roofus Nigelstein

Fishing

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Jeffrey

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Late nights, Jazz playing softly as I pet Jeffrey

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@sylvestmich1972 That also happened to my wife’s boyfriend. He used to let me eat with the silly dinner fork that had a rooster on it. He was kind to me. And the FBI made him disappear. Now I am going to make them vanish. I am going to rip the organization apart, top to bottom. Starting with the

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I have declared war on the FBI. Do not try to stop me. This is personal.

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@ryan5barker @HaydoTx @_willcompton @barstoolsports You remind me of one of my beta fish I used to have. I strangled him to death for being too soft…

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@KenSayers1 @TheAndrewFallon @FeitsBarstool That works with me. Be nice to see a fresh set of tits. Carol’s lost their puff and shape, now they’re all floppy and sad. I’ll see you thursday

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@KenSayers1 @TheAndrewFallon @FeitsBarstool Ken, Lunch this thursday?

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@TheAndrewFallon @KenSayers1 @FeitsBarstool This type of mumble would go great on Lou’s track. Maybe you will be joining him on his fry cooking journey.

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@amyklobuchar Agreed 100%. Drop the drinking age to 18🤝

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@mlb45459 @KenSayers1

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@KellDA @KenSayers1 Kelly D(OUCHE),
I am done with your filthy mouth spewing hate and division. One more word and there will be consequences.

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@SnoopTroopGoop @vitamix_man @KenSayers1 @BetoORourke Would this mean that you are bisexual and not a gay man? I still am understanding this stuff

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@finalsbound776 I killed my wife a couple years back. Lmk if u need some advice. Got very sloppy but I am a free man so I did something right😂🤜🏼

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@concernwarrior @mevvybear He is not going to hook up with you for defending this woman, young man. But I will

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@mevvybear He is not going to hook up with you young lady, but I will

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@martinez_jakob2 Young man, do not threaten me or my family again.

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@SPascoalLima @3BallPoole As a fellow survivor of PTSD (Pretty Thang Suckin my Dick), I think you should ease up a little bit, and not speak for all of us.

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@martinez_jakob2 Hot funyons with jalapeño grits usually makes my circle smaller. Lmk how it goes

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@MikeyAdams420 @barstoolsports @wouldgrooming @ATIBarstool