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She/They | Bi/Queer, NB/Genderqueer & Genderfluid, tabletop gamer, geek-girl | I'm here to annoy 73 million people by being alive when they'd rather I wasn't.

[SuperAppleMan🍎 @KW7MD8FEWT7lMXx]

#kroniillust #drawingMEI #memeMEI

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Food

#drawingMEI #illustrayBAE

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@Renethegoblin You say "better" but I see "different" bc your roundly-built face is super cute

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@Renethegoblin False! By your own admission, people have mistaken you for Lorde, therefore Lorde could play you in a movie! Columbo'd!

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I am Rook, goddess of the experience of alienation, bringer of a lot of people. Fear me because I am feeling called out right now.

Omg

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@penguin_uncle Hannibal, Will Graham, and Jack Crawford. I could do worse.

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@luxisoverit @OSRCARL I think it was Tunnels & Trolls that referred to them as different 'kindreds' and I've always liked that as an in-universe term for species.

[Jerry - The Big Lizard in your Backyard @jdmcdonnell]

@OSRCARL Yeah, but I'm getting damn tired of all these elves trying to take advantage of the senior citizen discount.
Dammit Glandirel!
You're only 150 years old.
I shouldn't even be giving you alcohol!

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Big girls are good for cuddles! Don't tell us we aren't fat, just recognize that being fat does not detract from how cute we are! 💜

[🦇 mimi/mimo 🦇 (they/she) | vampire bard @AmimiMusic]

Also don't tell me I'm not fat cos I am literally clinically obese and it just sounds like you think being fat is a negative. It's just an adjective.

I'm fat but I'm also hot.

Thanks for coming to my TEDTalk.

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@Dominic__Noble "Women are trained to compete with each other for male approval so supporting each other is an act of defiant solidarity." I don't remember training my phone to say that, but I approve!

[Allison Carter @AllisonLCarter]

“I trust my immune system” is such a weird reason not to get the vaccine.

Yeah, I trust mine to protect me too, which is why I gave it a detailed dossier on what the virus looks like so it can handle it.

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@AmimiMusic Around here it is said that one if the two big mountains nearby tends to walk around, because half the time you can see it it seems to be just a little bit off from the position you expect.

On the other side of the country, they have Not Deer.

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@Call_Me_They I knew the new pic was gonna throw people off 💜 But yeah I love this kind of structured brainstorming, thanks for inviting everyone to contribute! Your core idea is super cool and good fuel for inspiration ^_^

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@Call_Me_They Acceptance as enlightenment and transcendence? I was thinking a patron of communities that come together and build a new society for the new world, but maybe it goes even further in a Gnostic or Buddhist kind of direction?

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@Call_Me_They Depression might be an interesting patron of Nature and Druids. The natural world is too strong to fight, society can't recover, so give up and become one with the world. Reject art, culture, hope and aspiration and be living meat.