Room and Bored

The official Twitter of roommates Nathanael and Tobias, documenting the stupid shit we say.

[Room and Bored @room_bored]

"Y'know, sometimes I feel like our Twitter doesn't quite encapsulate how stupid we actually are."

-- Nathanael, after doing something extremely stupid.
#ItLocksFromTheInside
#stupidity
#ToothbrushTalk

[Room and Bored @room_bored]

"Maybe we're all flan inside."

-- Tobias

[Room and Bored @room_bored]

"It's the butthole perspective"-Tobias

#Dogs
#pictionary
#twosidesofthesamecoin

[Room and Bored @room_bored]

"Does that break our roommate violation?" --Nathanael
#Yes?
#ItsMoreOfAPreference
#Nah

[Room and Bored @room_bored]

"They're terrible, they're the worst, I hate their sinks." --Tobias on England
#SinksGotYouDown?
#SoundReasoning
#Brexit

[Room and Bored @room_bored]

"Never do that voice ever again... It will haunt my nightmares for the rest of my life." --Nathanael
#VocalTerror
#NathanaelMakesGhoulNoisesNotMe
#TheExceptionNotTheRule

[Room and Bored @room_bored]

"Wanna just chug Pepto Bismol on the last day of class?" --Tobias
#PepUpOnPepto
#ThatsTheGoodStuff
#HaveAGoodSummer

[Room and Bored @room_bored]

"The Russian is the 'R' rolling part of my family."
-- Tobias
#Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
#Rrrrrrrusia
#ThisIsHowWeRrrrrrrrrroll

[Room and Bored @room_bored]

"...and that's how the 80s happened." --Nathanael
#consumerism
#capitalism
#WhatWouldMarxDo

[Room and Bored @room_bored]

"How did the 80s happen?" --Tobias
#Madonna?
#FerrisBuellersDayOff?
#DotDotDot

[Room and Bored @room_bored]

"what do you want from me, the people in our dorm are monsters." --Nathanael
#NobodyInOurDormFollowsUs
#IfTheyDoOhWell
#RoomAndBoard

[Room and Bored @room_bored]

"I like having clear urine."
-- Nathanael

#Hydr8
#H2OonTheGo
#Aquafresh

[Room and Bored @room_bored]

"It's a neverending cycle of help. That's all a relationship really is."
-- Nathanael

#TheNonagonOfLove
#NathanaelTheLoveDoctorMatos

#CanAnybodyFindMe...
-- Queen

[Room and Bored @room_bored]

"oh shit there's something I have to do" --Nathanael
"What?" --Tobias
"I remember I remembered it last night when I couldn't sleep, but now can't remember!" --Nathanael
#Memory
#insomniac
#RememberRemembering

[Room and Bored @room_bored]

"A day is told in 24 hours. For example, 'I AM IN THE 30th HOUR OF THE DAY-' oh my God what's wrong with me today?" --Nathanael
#GoToSleep
#ItSoundsLikeItsThe30thHourOfYourDay
#30HourEnergy

[Room and Bored @room_bored]

According to Tobias, a calzone is just an Oreo...

#WillTakeSponsorship
#NewFlavour?
#PizzaHut?

[Room and Bored @room_bored]

"I live to fuck up generalisations."
-- Tobias

#YesYouDo
#DefiantAndProud
#StatisticalAnomaly

[Room and Bored @room_bored]

"I could go rogue" --Nathanael
"How would you go about doing that?" --Tobias
"I dunno, but I could figure it out." --Nathanael
#Rogue
#AssasinsCreedRogue
#MoulinRogue

[Room and Bored @room_bored]

Found this stored away in the notes of my phone. Too long to post on its own. Enjoy anyway.
-- Nathanael

#IsKneeLickingSexy?

[Room and Bored @room_bored]

N: ...except we don't shower together.
T: Yet.
N: *Glares at Tobias* No.

#SudsyBuddies
#RubberDuckyYoureTheOne
#WholeNewMeaningToShowerCaddy

[Room and Bored @room_bored]

"In the eyes of my tongue..."
-- Tobias

#ItTastesSoGood
#SpooningParmesanInMyUndies
#CheesusChrist
#HappyEaster

[Room and Bored @room_bored]

"This cool Nebraskan kid..."
#Oxymoron
#Oxiclean
#BillyMays