dake

ur local paramedic/Don Julio enthusiast

[PISS NUKES @PISS_NUKES]

I like girls that are shaped like my buddy Mike

[𝐆𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐝𝐮𝐬 @ImperiumFirst]

Gen Z niggas getting drafted to fight alongside Israel

[“Slangin” Skip Johns @SkipNScore]

Which one of you guys were on the highway this morning

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

“Dude you gotta try the new Mountain Dew flavor at Taco Bell”

The homunculus I’ve been raising in my basement for 6 months:

[alex 🇨🇦🍉 @BiniIrl]

>Click install marathon
>It tries to sneak in destiny 2
Trojan horse from hell

[Johann @LookAtMyMeat1]

This video is what plays in your head when you play Venator

[Flib @flibbier]

Remember that if they are:
Higher elo=luckier
Better kda=kda player
Better cs=pve nerd
Better winrate=winnersq
Never stop the cope

[MA5K CEO @Nobbie_OCs]

"Headcanon this" and "headcanon that" have you considered actual headcannons

[۟ @iszalith]

me whenever fromsoftware does literally anything