This dude once said that he was planning on killing himself as a kid, but then world of warcraft dropped and he changed his mind.
So really I blame Blizzard for all of this.
Asmongold lived in his house with his mom's rotting corpse for 4 days before he realized anything was wrong, and even then it was because the body was leaking black bile, which took a couple of days to overwhelm the usual, ambient stench of the house. Mushrooms grew on her feet.
craziest part about the dan situation to me is that he had to know that his response would dictate whether or not he maintains decade long relationships and it was such a shitty response. like bro doesn’t care about anyone man
@popularknapsack i’ll alr don’t understand being this desperate to avoid minor inconveniences that you’ll immediately forget about anyway, but seeing all these “hacks” in a row definitely irked me in a distinct way. peeling an orange by puncturing the skin with my fingers is proof that i am alive
Me: During sex I want you to call me Mr. President
Bumble Date: No
Me: You want me to kill myself don't you. You want me to go into the garage and start hitting myself.
[SIMULATION TERMINATED]
Digital Lifestyle Coach: Okay Serb what went wrong there?
Me: I didn't love hard enough