Rooners

Fulfilling my quota of having 47 midlife crises a week.

[Rooners @rooonyq]

If you chill too much you’ll get depressed.

[Khalil @MKhaalil]

My God.

[aether @bluewdrift]

the best ever advice to achieve a long term goal by tolstoy.

[SP @sspencerukk]

They’re calling it the most Friday Thursday on record

[g @34rths]

How goated is it to be anything at all

[Shekhar Dutt @DuttShekhar]

wakes me up every time

[Jay Alto @theJayAlto]

>feel uncreative
>go on 2 hour walk without phone
>become creative genius

works every time

[Jay Alto @theJayAlto]

one of my favourite tweets ever tweeted

[alan b. @inceptstellar]

bringing back this video of a 28 year old denis smoking weed

[Alexander 𖤓 Nietzschean Vitalist @UbermenschMind]

Most aesthetic movie oat

[TONY @TonyMichaelX]

“I don’t want a digital download code. I want a physical disk.”

[Amorina Club 🇦🇷 @amorinacine]

cómo mueve la cámara el chad

[ravens @_R4V3N5_]

is there a way to permanently be under the effects of two beers

[SatanWatch 👿 @_SatanWatch]

Sitting in a huge ornate mansion filled with terrariums and chameleons, mildly high and sipping an ice-cold Coke while watching the OJ trial sounds to me like the best summer anyone could ever experience, and he considers it a low point. The grass is always greener...

[Natural Philosophy @Naturalphilosy]

“I despise formal restaurants. I find all of that formality to be very base and vile. I would much rather eat potato chips on the sidewalk.”

— Werner Herzog

[Hoddy @redhod99]

Solo pint and Panini stickers, fella has smashed it tbh

[pyroxiiumn @pyroxiumn]

I’m about to say something that’ll make you mad: I just want it more

[👨🏽‍💻 @bymaximise]

@filipealva Ed Sheeran makes a song a day.

Stephen King writes 2000 words a day.

Haruki Murakami writes for 4-6 hours every day.

Tiger Woods practiced for 4 hours every day.

You gotta be in the practice.

[dante @dantefofante]

for all you know, this could be your last summer.

as homer wrote, you will never be lovelier than you are right now. so tell her she has a pretty smile. get lean or become a unit. find wonder in boarding the airplane. drink more coffee than you need. walk on the beach until your feet hurt. write your girlfriend a note on a tuesday. waste money because its not all about retirement. pull over at the lookout. ask the uber driver about his life. tell the woman in the elevator you like her shoes and mean it. call your mother. ask the waiter his favorite thing on the menu and order that.

theres so much life in the slow moments, and you sprint past it chasing the next thing. but at any time, in any situation, you can find the good. smile. be happy. recognize it for a one of one life experience. what good is walking around a curmudgeon when tomorrow could be curtains.

for heavens sake, flirt with the world.