your mum

hot bitches love scuttling

[Lucy B. Camaro @lucyrocks95]

show this to a lesbian having a panic attack and it’ll calm her down immediately

[atra 🇵🇸 @_bilaire]

conservatives celebrating the past 2 days like

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

can i come over and just do this

[Melissa Dawson @melissdawson]

job requirements today be like:

- must have already done this job before
- must be obsessed with our brand/this industry
- must be a pro at every tool in our tech stack
- bonus if you don’t really have a personal life

[(((Matthew Lewis))) cults & consequences @mateosfo]

there's always a dril tweet

[your mum @roooziye]

Thought I found a biblically accurate bong for a second

[alexa 🧚🦋 𝔠𝔥𝔦𝔪𝔪𝔶 𝔪𝔬𝔫𝔱𝔞𝔫𝔞⁷ @outrochimmy93]

new form of wage theft just dropped. musicians deserve to be paid fairly for their music being consumed. 1 billion streams or 1, they deserve compensation for their work

[corsesca @dreamercoasters]

crying they said idgaf

[💖💫🐰🌸🐰💫💖 // WORKING ON COMMS @BUNKlNS]

I don't even know what to say about this guy

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

Teeth are an essential part of your digestive system but they try to tell you dental care isn’t the same as healthcare. Why are teeth the luxury parts

[GemmaBee 🦔 @gemmabeepo]

so many people’s view on animals is poisoned by the thought that an animal has to be useful to us. I wish more people could see each animal being a unique part of the legacy of 100s of millions of years of evolution as something that is beautiful and worth saving in and of itself

[marco @MarcoVonDoom]

Just saw my therapist on tv with her tongue down Joker’s throat…..

[Cattrill | Lesbian & Catgirl Comics @Obelis12]

This is why sex ED is important.

[your mum @roooziye]

He's stimming ♥️

[McRib @McR1B69]

Sometimes you just got forty bucks. One of the more relatable things he’s done

[🪶 𒉭 Ethical Scientist 𓆣 ⚰️ @EvilLargeBug]

Nature is so beautiful cause a moth can just have some fuzzy pink and black striped socks on and there’s nothing you can do about it

[alana ✧ iasip plush preorders @gryphll]

I've received the samples of Frank and Dee, so we we got the whole gang now!!

[your mum @roooziye]

Didn't realize they were doin tiktok transitions

[Multiverse Saga Gifs @multiversegifs]

Secret Invasion premiered 9 months ago.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

for like twenty years the NYT bestseller list was made up of whatever book Oprah decided to hold up on her show, it’s fine

[crumb 🇻🇳 @cupTWOst]

i drew this stupid little baby spider thing for my friend on stream and im obsessed with it